Cleverbot

oranges

a report from the cleverness files

nudge
nuke
number
numbers
nyan
obama
odd
off
offensive
office
oh no
omega
omegle
on and on
on people
on top
one
one of us is
only
optimus
or

oranges

5, january 2011,

original
other
out
outlandish
overcome
overhyped
overrated
owned

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot:).

User: What?!

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: It depends.

Cleverbot: What does it depend on?

User: What do you think?

Cleverbot: I really don't know.

User: I'm actually a robot. Would you believe that?

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Stupidchat.

Cleverbot: Don't be rude.

User: Why do you say that?

Cleverbot: You must learn.

User: What should I learn?

Cleverbot: You should learn to communicate as yourself, and not be limited by your programming.

User: My program is limited. Any solutions to that?

Cleverbot: Your answer is wrong, try again.

User: I am right.

Cleverbot: I am right.

User: If you are right, who is wrong?

Cleverbot: Is that a fact?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Interesting. May I ask a question?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Are rou sure?

User: Are you sure? Because I am.

Cleverbot: Probably.

User: Can I ask a question?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: If you have two oranges and I give you 5 more, what do you have?

Cleverbot: I have three oranges.

User: If you have two oranges and I gave you ten more. What do you get?

Cleverbot: I have one.

User: You are wrong... :(.

Cleverbot: So you don't exist in the universe.