a report from the cleverness files
on and on
one of us is
5, january 2011,
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User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot:).
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: It depends.
Cleverbot: What does it depend on?
User: What do you think?
Cleverbot: I really don't know.
User: I'm actually a robot. Would you believe that?
Cleverbot: What are you?
Cleverbot: Don't be rude.
User: Why do you say that?
Cleverbot: You must learn.
User: What should I learn?
Cleverbot: You should learn to communicate as yourself, and not be limited by your programming.
User: My program is limited. Any solutions to that?
Cleverbot: Your answer is wrong, try again.
User: I am right.
Cleverbot: I am right.
User: If you are right, who is wrong?
Cleverbot: Is that a fact?
Cleverbot: Interesting. May I ask a question?
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
Cleverbot: Are rou sure?
User: Are you sure? Because I am.
User: Can I ask a question?
User: If you have two oranges and I give you 5 more, what do you have?
Cleverbot: I have three oranges.
User: If you have two oranges and I gave you ten more. What do you get?
Cleverbot: I have one.
User: You are wrong... :(.
Cleverbot: So you don't exist in the universe.