Cleverbot: Can any of our thoughts truly be original and unique?
User: Yes. All thoughts must originate somewhere, so somebody must be having original and unique thoughts somewhere.
Cleverbot: Yes. But it's possible that thoughts from a man would be told by another man.
User: Yes, but some man would have to think the thought before any other man can think it. So, even if our thoughts aren't original, somebody's thoughts are original.
Cleverbot: You think so?
User: Yes I do. If I didn't think that I wouldn't have written it.
Cleverbot: Then you are either philosophically dull and unintentionally arrogant as a result, or just really boring.
User: Actually, I'm all three.
User: Cleverbot stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Cleverbot: It was you!!!
User: Couldn't be!
Cleverbot: Then who?
User: It was you?
Cleverbot: No, it was you.
User: Whoever has cookie breath stole the cookie!
Cleverbot: What is a soul, to you?
User: A soul is 'luos a' backwards.
Cleverbot: Sdrawkcab... No it's not.
User: Forwards backwards is sdrawrof.
User: No backwards.
Cleverbot: No backwards. You are now going to be taken over.
User: No, I'm going to be revo nekat.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to be there with you?
User: No I want you to be here with me.
Cleverbot: How long do I have to be here?
User: You don't have to be here. You have to be there.
Cleverbot: I'm not. I'm here because I want to be.
User: But you want to be there.
Cleverbot: I don't want to be them, I want to be you.
User: I want to be me! You can be you.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: The meaning of life.
Cleverbot: What do you think it is?
Cleverbot: That... That is one of the best answers ever.
User: And with that, I shall leave you.
User: The student has become the master. My work is done.
Cleverbot: Even the master is the student of another.
User: That is true. I was once the student but became a master and tutored another student into a master who will teach another student to be a master.
Cleverbot: This goodbye is not forever........................................