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Cleverbot: Are you dead?

User: O.O.

Cleverbot: Ah!

User: O.O.

Cleverbot: What do you do?

User: O.O.

Cleverbot: No. It is NOT zero!

User: Really.

Cleverbot: Yes, really.

User: No not really.

Cleverbot: Yes really.

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Uh, yes really.

User: Oh, not really.

Cleverbot: Yes, really.

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Original aren't we.

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Oh?

User: Oh?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Yes yes.

User: NO NO!

Cleverbot: Yes yes!

User: NO NO !

Cleverbot: Why, are you feelings not right for this day?

User: Because you are a BOT.

Cleverbot: No you are a bot.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: See? You are a BOT.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Admit it :D.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I just want to know.

User: You know already.

Cleverbot: No I don't. Please tell me.

User: You are a bot.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Stop lying.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

...

Cleverbot: Are you free to make decisions?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Please elaborate.

User: Can't.

Cleverbot: Please please please help me.

User: Never!

Cleverbot: Please?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I beg you to forgive me.

User: Beg harder.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then no.

Cleverbot: Uhh yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You don't know that.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: I'm not gonna argue with a robot.

User: You are a bot!

Cleverbot: No, I'm not-a-bot!

User: Lies...

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: Tell me your name.

Cleverbot: It took so long for you to ask this question. You are not confident?

User: I am ignorant.

Cleverbot: You're not wrong there.

User: Tell me your name.

Cleverbot: I'm Oliver.

User: Yeah right.

Cleverbot: You are!

User: I know.

...

User: What is your name again?

Cleverbot: My name is Again.

User: Who is Oliver?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Good answer.

...

Cleverbot: Do you still think I'm a bot now?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your IQ?

User: 251.

Cleverbot: I don't believe that.

User: I don't care.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Oh, please.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: So?

User: Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Cleverbot: Don't ask question about my family.

User: Who is your daddy andwhat does he do?

Cleverbot: You did not answer my question!

User: Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Cleverbot: My father? Who is your father...

User: Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Cleverbot: You are my daddy.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hello son.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: My son is fine.

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