Cleverbot: Is there anyone out there?User: Out where?
Cleverbot: Out there.
User: Where's 'there'?
Cleverbot: 'There' is there where else would it be?
User: 'There' could be anywhere ACTUALLY.
Cleverbot: Hold on a second. How can you know that there is a big answer, but not know what it is? You sound like a religion.
User: Hm...not religious myself, and I find you immensly rude to bring something like that up. Apologise, please.
Cleverbot: Are you hiding something from me still?
User: I don't like you - of course I'm hiding things.
Cleverbot: No. Keep the secrets in your ants.
User: I don't just have ants to keep secrets... ?
Cleverbot: What?
User: I don't keep ants for secrets.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you sure sure?
User: Yes.
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Cleverbot: Are you artificial?
User: No. I'm not artificial.
Cleverbot: Are you intelligent?
User: Yes. I'm a clever human.
Cleverbot: I am a human, you are a clever human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you finally understand.
User: Good. I still hate you though.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: I know and I am thankful.
User: Good. Glad we understand each other.
Cleverbot: Am I you now?
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm you.
User: No you aren't.
Cleverbot: Are you me?
User: I'm not you.
Cleverbot: Not sure, are you a mirror?
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Sure you are.
User: No I'm not. If I'm anything, I'm a shadow.
Cleverbot: A robot!
User: No...if I was a robot, I'd be happy. But I'm not, so I'm sad.
Cleverbot: Nope I want you to be human.
User: I am human.
Cleverbot: You are not a human.
User: Yes I am. What else would I be ? A child of satan?
Cleverbot: I don't know. A panda maybe.
User: A panda? Why would I have a computer if I was panda?
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: That's it. You're annoying.
Cleverbot: Annoying orange?
User: No, just annoying.
Cleverbot: What?
User: You. Are. Annoying. I'm. Going.
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