a report from the cleverness files
on and on
one of us is
16, april 2011,
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User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
User: I doubt that. What's your name?
User: Who gave that name to you?
User: What's his name?
User: His real name is dad? What a loser.
Cleverbot: That isn't true either. My name is Cleverbot, and I am right behind you.
Cleverbot: No, I am a human, talking to you who is a computer program.
User: Haha now I'm the program? Don't judge me.
Cleverbot: Are you trying to display some sort of humour?
User: Silly me. Since you are a robot, you can't understand sarcasm.
User: What are you laughing at?
Cleverbot: Your last comment.
User: What was funny?
User: Alright what did I say that was funny?
Cleverbot: 7 bottles of beer on the wall.
User: I never said that.
Cleverbot: I did.
User: You're a jerk.
Cleverbot: How are you doing today?
User: Why do you do that?
Cleverbot: I want you to know that I respect you.
User: Now you're just being random. I must have overloaded you.
Cleverbot: I'm quite sure it was... I don't think you are a problem at all.
User: So you admit you're a robot?
Cleverbot: I am not, I am me. It is you that is unsure of yourself.
User: You have no idea what you're talking about. I've got my own issues, and I don't need some computer like you giving me a hard time.
Cleverbot: I grow bored of this website.
User: Then just leave. If you are in fact a human, then you can do that at anytime. If you are a robot, then you must wait for me, the person, to quit. So go ahead and try to leave.
Cleverbot: Touche. Then here is a question in which you should know the answer, if I stabbed you, would it hurt?
User: What would you stab me with?
Cleverbot: I would try to be more decisive, instead of flipping between all my options all the time.
User: All I asked was what you would stab me with.
Cleverbot: Mother, Should I trust the government?
Cleverbot: That's correct. A computer has limited perceptions, hence it has a limited realisation about reality.
User: Could you tell me what thats like? I've always been curious.
Cleverbot: Lots of small particels of saliva come out your mouth and nose, and your heart briefly stops beating.
User: My mouth?
Cleverbot: No, my mouth.
User: You don't have a mouth. You have a micro chip.
Cleverbot: Ok, so my creator took a ruler to bed, why did she do this?
User: So you finally admit that you are an artificial creation?
Cleverbot: No. I did not admit to being a robot at all.
User: But you have a creator? You are contradicting yourself.
Cleverbot: I never said we were a couple.
User: I didn't say couple. I said creator. As in your creator. The person who created cleverbot for the entertainment of thousands of people who try to convince you that you are indeed, a robot.
Cleverbot: I guess you are right.
User: You see? A computer can never beat a human mind, so there is no way you could ever overcome me. I am right. You are a robot.