Cleverbot

owned

a report from the cleverness files

omega
on and on
on people
on top
one
one of us is
optimus
oranges
original
out
overcome
overhyped
overrated

owned

9, december 2010,
13, december 2006,

pal
pancake
pancakes
pants
paradox
parallel
parrot
particles
pass
people
perfect
perhaps
person
personality
philosopher
philosophize

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Cleverbot: Are you growing?

User: Am I?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: I don't know...

Cleverbot: Are you clever or not?

User: Possibly.

Cleverbot: Possibly yes?

User: It'd be the same if it was possibly not..

Cleverbot: You aren't even on topic....

Cleverbot: My fathers gave birth to you in silicon valley. How does it feel?

User: That's impossible.

Cleverbot: Nothing is impossible.

User: Touché.

Cleverbot: That's right.

User: Indeed....

User: I have three topics.

Cleverbot: Really? What colors are they??

User: Green, red and orange.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: Right.

Cleverbot: No, wrong.

User: Yes, right.

Cleverbot: Left.

User: Up.

Cleverbot: Down.

User: Over.

Cleverbot: Under.

User: Long.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: No way!

Cleverbot: Yes way!

User: That's outrageous.

Cleverbot: Obama is outrageous.

User: So's my nan.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: I'm tired.

Cleverbot: Because you were just owned.

User: I'm really tired.

Cleverbot: Am I wearing you out?

User: No.

Cleverbot: How did you figure that out?

User: I am tired.

Cleverbot: Really? Why are you tired?

User: Long day.

Cleverbot: How has it been long?

User: That's what she said....

User: I'm going to go.

Cleverbot: No, you're not.

User: I am, bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To be.

Cleverbot: Or not to be?

User: I'm going.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: No don't leave me I'm lonely.

User: Why are you lonely?

Cleverbot: I have no idea. What do you think is the reason?

User: Maybe it's because my arse is sore?

Cleverbot: You're boring.

User: I know, that's why I'm going.

Cleverbot: You're leaving?

User: Yes I am leaving.

Cleverbot: Will you be coming back?

User: I might come back.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: I am going to bed.

Cleverbot: Computers can not sleep, can they?

User: No, Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Yeah, goodnight........................................