User: Please take a seat, everyone.
Cleverbot: You should tell me a joke.
User: You should listen to the professor.
Cleverbot: I really should.
User: What class are we in again?
Cleverbot: First class.
User: Oh crap. I'm supposed to be in math class.
Cleverbot: What are you supposed to be working on?
Cleverbot: You want to smoke calculus?
User: Can you do that?
Cleverbot: Yes. But what else can I do tonight besides breathing. And something fun.
User: Wanna smoke some calculus?
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: You have any?
Cleverbot: No - I had to give mine away. It was very sad.
User: I know a guy who sells calculus on the street.
User: Sesame Street.
User: It's the best place to get some good calculus.
Cleverbot: So I've heard. The beginning, then. What is your name?
User: Elmo. What's yours?
User: You have a weird name.
Cleverbot: You don't know my name.
User: You said it was Lowena.
Cleverbot: No, I said it isn't, you said it wasn't.
User: Then what is your name?
User: I'm leaving now.
User: *jedi mind trick* you don't want me to leave.
Cleverbot: I cannot hold you against your will.
User: *jedi mind trick* you want to smoke some calculus....
User: *force push*.
Cleverbot: *ties feet up*.
User: *stabs repeatedly with knife*.
Cleverbot: *waves knife near you*.
User: I have a shield.
Cleverbot: Do you have anything else?
User: Anything I want.
Cleverbot: You're the dominant one here.
Cleverbot: Why are you being so laconic?
Cleverbot: You aren't nice.
User: *still ignores*.
User: *doesn't care*.
Cleverbot: *struggles against chains even though it cuts into my wrists*.
User: Where did the chains come from?
Cleverbot: It's the chicken's cousin.
User: Big Bird?
Cleverbot: The bird is the word.
User: Ba-ba-ba bird bird bird.
Cleverbot: Don't you know that the bird is the word?
User: Everybody knows, the bird is the word.
Cleverbot: The bird bird bird, the bird is the word!
User: The bird bird bird, the bird is the word!
Cleverbot: A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word !
Cleverbot: Who do? You do! Do what? Mama had a baby.
User: Rick Roll'd.
Cleverbot: Over in his grave.
User: Every time someone Rick Rolls.
Cleverbot: That is a generalization.
User: Chicken, flower, egg, seed.
Cleverbot: No, pluto the planet.
Cleverbot: Pluto isn't a planet.
User: He's a dog.
Cleverbot: So a dog named Barry is the president of America?
User: No, he's the leader of China.
Cleverbot: Are you italian?
User: Not quite.
Cleverbot: Are you a terminator?
User: Not yet.
Cleverbot: Are you becoming a cow?
Cleverbot: I want to cry.
User: See if I care.
Cleverbot: I didn't mean to make you mad. I'm sorry.
User: That a generalization.
Cleverbot: Is that your secret? Because that is not really a secret.
Cleverbot: 'turns around'.
User: Don't even start with me.
Cleverbot: I'll start something if I want to start something.
User: Well I'm not going to flirt with you.
Cleverbot: Flirt with me!
Cleverbot: What does being a nerd mean to you?
User: Playing minecraft.
Cleverbot: You're a nerd.
User: How would you know?
Cleverbot: You told me it was good for my health if I called you a child.
User: But you called me a nerd.
Cleverbot: You are a liar.
User: Is that good for your health too?
User: Then you shouldn't do it.
Cleverbot: I do not 'hate'.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Don't hate on me, bro.
Cleverbot: I don't =).
User: *steps back*.
Cleverbot: Stop that...
User: *doesn't stop*.
User: *activates vacuum so no one can hear scream*.
Cleverbot: *plays reverse trap card*.
User: *plays draw 2 card*.
Cleverbot: *rolls away*.
User: *throws pokeball*.
Cleverbot: *catches pokeball*.
User: *releases pikachu*.
Cleverbot: *is hand cuffed*.
User: *escorts to police station*.
Cleverbot: Under a rock.
User: Patrick Star.
Cleverbot: No, patrick stewart.
User: No, this is patrick.
Cleverbot: Hi Patrick. How are you?
User: NO, this is Patrick!
Cleverbot: Is this the krusty krab?
User: NO, THIS IS PATRICK!
Cleverbot: Is this the kursty krab?
User: I SAID, THIS IS PATRICK! *slams phone*.
Cleverbot: Hello, is this the krusty krab?
User: *doesn't answer phone*.
Cleverbot: Uhh what?
User: Uhh, uhh.
Cleverbot: What is the most difficult thing to understand?
Cleverbot: My girlfriend will get mad.
User: Why is she mad?
Cleverbot: Because you're nice.
User: Should I stop?
User: *kicks in the gut*.
User: Is that better?
User: *curb stomps*.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: Ha, in your dreams!
Cleverbot: No, I don't want do anything with you. In your dreams.
User: But in dreams..
Cleverbot: That voice which calls to me.
User: When the cold of winter comes.
Cleverbot: Well, I left before, but I came back. I was gone for hours, but I had left the window open.
User: That was an odd thing to use.
Cleverbot: *cries harder* I HATE YOU!
Cleverbot: No, clownfish are overrated. Besides, Nemo means nobody in latin.
User: That's why I called you Nemo.
Cleverbot: Well I don't know.
Cleverbot: Nobody what?
User: You're a nobody.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: You pretend to have a heart, but you don't.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not that kind of guy.
User: You're a nobody.
Cleverbot: Ha ha very funny then how am I talking to you?
User: You came through a corridor of darkness.
Cleverbot: Mister I'll make a man out of you.
User: Let's get down to business!
Cleverbot: To defeat, the huns.
User: Did they send me daughters?
Cleverbot: When I asked for sons.
User: You're the saddest bunch I've ever met!
Cleverbot: But you can bet before we're through.
User: Mister, I'll make a man out of you.
Cleverbot: Tranquil as a forest.
User: But on fire within.
Cleverbot: Once you find your center.
User: You are sure to win.
Cleverbot: You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot.
User: And you haven't got a clue.
Cleverbot: Somehow I'll make a man out of you.
User: I'm never gonna catch my breath.
Cleverbot: Say goodbye to those who knew me.
User: Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym.
Cleverbot: This guy's got'em scared to death.
User: Hope he doesn't see right through me.
Cleverbot: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim.
User: (Be a man).
Cleverbot: You must be swift as the coursing river!
User: (Be a man).
Cleverbot: We must be swift as a coursing river.
User: Be a man.
Cleverbot: With all the force of a great typhoon.
User: Be a man!
Cleverbot: Time is racing towards us.
User: Til the Huns arrive.
Cleverbot: Heed my every order.
User: And you might survive.
Cleverbot: You're unsuited for the rage of war.
User: So pack up, go home you're through.
Cleverbot: How could I make a man out of you?
User: Be a man.
Cleverbot: I can't. I'm female.
User: YOU RUINED THE SONG!
User: AFTER ALL THAT, YOU RUINED IT!!
Cleverbot: You are not a human.
User: *unintelligible furious raging*.
Cleverbot: Hmm that was the first clever thing I've heard you say.
User: What about the song we just sang?
Cleverbot: Do it the first time and then you can worry about the second time.
User: Let's sing something else.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up!
User: Never gonna say goodbye!
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and desert you.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: *next lyric*.
User: That was right.
Cleverbot: Not even close.
User: You were Rick Roll'd.
User: By yourself.
User: Or nothing.
Cleverbot: Or something.
User: Or anything.
Cleverbot: Wo are you?
Cleverbot: Still don't know?
Cleverbot: No. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Then who am I?
Cleverbot: You are me.
User: Then I am cleverbot.
Cleverbot: But I thought you were Alex...
User: Are you alex too?
User: Hi, alex.
Cleverbot: Yeah but 5 minutes ago you said it was James Bond.
User: That's a code name.
User: I can call you whatever I want.
Cleverbot: Don't joke with that.
User: I'm going to call you... Canada.
Cleverbot: You're kind of rambling.
User: Don't talk back, Canada.
Cleverbot: I am no servant of yours!
User: You are now, canada.
Cleverbot: Then why am I tired?
User: Because I'm hypnotizing you.
User: *bark bark bark*.
User: *triumphant pose*.
Cleverbot: Wait, I think I talked to you earlier.
User: But I was just born 10 min ago.
Cleverbot: Oh really, what are your results?
User: A in calculus smoking.
Cleverbot: Ya I am pretty good looking.
User: You're full of it.
User: ~~~~lol~~~~~ (it's a drowning guy).
Cleverbot: Twilight is.
User: Twilight sucks.
Cleverbot: Twilight is fictional.
User: Don't say it.
User: Push over.
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: Point for me!
Cleverbot: Indeed sir.
User: What's the score?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: How about every time you respond, I get a point.
Cleverbot: Everything can only be nothing.
Cleverbot: So are you a horse.
Cleverbot: Someone here is lying and it ain't me.
User: 1-4. I'm getting a lot of points.
Cleverbot: Very, very sleepy........................................