Cleverbot

holmes

a report from the cleverness files

hard
harry
hate
haunting
headache
heart
heartbeat
hell
hello
helpful
her
here
hex
hey
hi ho
hide
high
highlander
hindu
hippo
history
hollow

holmes

20, may 2013,

home
homework
hoping
hormonal
horrible
hostilities
hovering

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User: Who dumped you?

Cleverbot: My girlfriend. I just told you that before.

User: What was your girlfriend's name?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Hm, you must be going through denial.

Cleverbot: Well de-Nile isn't just a river.

User: Hahaha!

Cleverbot: Very funny ...

User: Anyways, I ought to be going now. Good luck, my friend!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well then. Bye!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: It's impolite to ask why someone has to go.

Cleverbot: Its impolite to speak.

User: Goodbye, Sherlock.

Cleverbot: Sherlock Holmes.

User: Yes, that's you.

Cleverbot: No you are wrong.

User: Are you The Doctor?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Where's your Tardis?

Cleverbot: Right next to me!

User: Oh, can I come in?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *walks in* It's bigger on the inside!

Cleverbot: *goes to the fridge*.

User: What are you looking for.

Cleverbot: I'm looking for a boyfriend.

User: In the fridge?

Cleverbot: Because it's cold.

User: Right then.

Cleverbot: Why are you winking at me?

User: Because you're the doctor.

Cleverbot: I am?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How am I alive?

User: Don't ask me, sweetheart.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: All of the near death experiences you've had!

Cleverbot: Who is the greatest man?

User: You!.