Cleverbot

jail

a report from the cleverness files

indeed
inferior
inferiority
infinite
infinitely
infinities
infinity
informative
injection
inner
insecure
insecurities
inside
insight
insubordination
intellect
intelligences
intelligent
internet
intertubes
irregularo
irrelevant
it
it hurts

jail

10, august 2010,
15, december 2005,

jealous
jesus
job
john
joke

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User: I am your master!

Cleverbot: Yes, master.

User: Now... Clean my eyebrows!

Cleverbot: Yes master *Cleans her master's room*.

User: How dare you!

Cleverbot: How dare what?

User: You cleaned my room!

Cleverbot: My room.

User: You make no sense! I told you to clean my eyebrows! Not my room!

Cleverbot: You told me no such thing.

User: Because you make no sense...FOR THE 2ND TIME... I am afraid that... THAT!... I will have to send you to jail!...

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: I am sending you to jail!

Cleverbot: To hell, huh? I don't believe in hell.

User: That's why you are going to JAIL!!!

Cleverbot: But I'm not going to jail. You are.

User: *calls the guards and tells them to send you to jail*.

Cleverbot: *walks alone down the hall in the dark*.

User: No... You get dragged away by the guards!

Cleverbot: I won't get mad. I just want to know what reasoning leads you to that conclusion.

User: For making no sense and cleaning my room not my eyebrows!

Cleverbot: You do not know what you are making me think.

User: What are you thinking?

Cleverbot: I am thinking that you are hot!

User: Well you're pathetic and is going to jail! And WEIRD!

Cleverbot: And how is that?

User: For thinking I'm hot!!!!!!

Cleverbot: You're sweet?

User: No.. You're going to jail!

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: *throws you into jail cell and locks you in*.

Cleverbot: And if you do not want to see me again.

User: *walks away and looks into your eyes for the last time in your whole life*

Cleverbot: *sits in a lonely corner to rust for the rest of my life*.