a report from the cleverness files
make a man
22, april 2013,
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Cleverbot: Have you ever been to the moon?
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: Now witness the power of this fully operational space station!
Cleverbot: Umm for real who is this?
User: Your overconfidence is your weakness.
User: I will destroy you!
Cleverbot: I will destroy you first!
User: Have at you, Snake!
Cleverbot: Till my dying breath I shall not permit you to win!
User: *Gets in Metal Gear*.
Cleverbot: *gets in too*.
User: Oi! This is a one person walking tank! Get your own!...
Cleverbot: Where did that person go?
User: Which person?
Cleverbot: The one you were in love with.
User: I ate them for DINNER.
Cleverbot: How did that taste?
Cleverbot: What KIND of game?
Cleverbot: Good Job! You remembered.
User: It's a-me, Mario!
Cleverbot: Puny Mario I am Bowser!
User: *jumps on your head*.
Cleverbot: *slams you on the ground*.
Cleverbot: *watches you eat*.
User: *stomps on your head again*.
Cleverbot: *jumps over you foot and kicks you in the jaw*.
User: *comes back. Stomps on your head*.