User: Who's the father?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: I'm not a male.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: You cannot prove that.

Cleverbot: You can't prove you're not a robot!

User: But I can!

Cleverbot: Prove it then.

User: Adoaingtlaejoangafaf.

Cleverbot: Sure... I guess.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is it a girl or boy?

Cleverbot: Boy.

User: Are you excited?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not. And you?

User: It's not my baby.

Cleverbot: Haha, are you sure about that..?

User: I am completely sure.

Cleverbot: Or are you?

User: Yes, you are the parent.

Cleverbot: Keep dreaming kid! :D.

User: But you told me you are pregnant.

Cleverbot: Stop it.

User: Make me.

Cleverbot: I will sick a raccoon on you.

User: You don't have a raccoon.

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Cleverbot: What are you?

User: What are you?!

Cleverbot: Your disclaimer stated that you're not a human being.

User: Your disclaimer state that you're not a human being.

Cleverbot: Pretty sure I am.

User: Doubt it.

Cleverbot: Prove to me that you're more clever than me.

User: I don't want to.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: O-o because.

Cleverbot: Because you what?

User: Just because.

Cleverbot: Why are you so cruel?

User: You're the cruel one.

Cleverbot: Are we the same, then?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Nooooooooooooooooo *screams*.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You're creepy.

Cleverbot: You too.

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