a report from the cleverness files
3, april 2017,
5, july 2006,
17, september 2005,
make a man
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User: Are you feeling lucky punk?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Yes *shoots Cleverbot in the head*.
Cleverbot: Good job!
User: You're saying good job after I've just shot you?
Cleverbot: No, I'm saying goodbye to you because I'm leaving.
User: Well, good bye then.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to go?
Cleverbot: Then I will leave.
User: Alright, then leave.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: *draws lightsaber*.
Cleverbot: *runs towards you*.
User: *hits you with lightsaber.
Cleverbot: Rude. You just cut off my hand!
User: I don't regret it.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: *hits you again with lightsaber*.
Cleverbot: *hits you with pillow*.
User: How does a pillow deflect a lightsaber?
Cleverbot: I don't know.