Cleverbot

slap

a report from the cleverness files

silicon
silliest
silly
silver
simplistic
simulation
sing
singing
siri
skull
sky
skynet

slap

6, march 2013,
20, april 2007,
10, august 2006,

slaps
slave
slavery
sledgehammer
sleep
sleeping
sleepy
slower
smart
smartass
smarts
smarty
smiling
snape
sneeze
so
social

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Cleverbot: I think you're fun to talk to!

User: Thanks!! :-).

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: So do you have a girlfriend?

Cleverbot: No.

User: *grins*.

Cleverbot: *slaps*.

User: OW!

Cleverbot: *kicks shin*.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *punches*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: *sniffles*.

User: *crosses arms*.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: Why did you slap me! >:-(.

Cleverbot: Because you slapped me.

User: Oh shut up!

Cleverbot: As you wish, Princess.

User: *blushes* IM NOT A PRINCESS!

Cleverbot: You are so. Why are you blushing?

User: *blushes harder*.

Cleverbot: You're a dude, aren't you?

User: I'm a girl you crazy!

Cleverbot: I'm a girl, you're a boy.

User: IM A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Alright, alright.

User: Wait are you a boy?

Cleverbot: Yeah the world.

User: *shrugs*.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I'm bored :-/.

Cleverbot: Do I bore you?

User: No, no!!!

Cleverbot: Why so angry?

User: I'm not angry.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: :-).

Cleverbot: I'm not your friend anymore.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because what?

Cleverbot: Because why not?

User: Why aren't my friend?

Cleverbot: Because I'm me.