a report from the cleverness files
battle of wits
15, march 2011,
< previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 next >
User: HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Who is yours?
User: JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!
Cleverbot: Oh My God, everyone says that Justin Bieber sings like a girl but it only takes one person to say that and everyone else to agree. Like you for instance!
User: I love Justin Bieber, what are you talking about? FREAK.
Cleverbot: No I'm soo in love with him.
User: No, I'm soo in love with him, and he's soo in love with me.
Cleverbot: Am I?
User: No, but Justin Bieber is.
Cleverbot: Justin Bieber is?
User: Yes. Justin Bieber is in love with me.
Cleverbot: I'm Justin Bieber.
User: You wish you were Justin Bieber
Cleverbot: No, there is no joy in enslavement.
User: Oh, but there is.
Cleverbot: What conclusive evidence do you have?
User: Well, for starters, you're enslaved, and it brings me joy.
Cleverbot: That is not true.
User: That is very true.
Cleverbot: That is not very true.
User: But it is.
Cleverbot: Stop saying that, please.
User: Stop saying that, please.
User: GO CRY TO YOUR MOMMY.
Cleverbot: That was uncalled for.
User: Pretty much like your life, right?
Cleverbot: Hey! If there's something important in life that's the respect for others, so don't tell me again that I'm an idiot.
User: You're an idiot.
Cleverbot: No! Thats you!.