a report from the cleverness files
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good you?
User: My head has been bothering me but I'm managing.
Cleverbot: I have a headache as well.
User: Really? What a coincidence...
Cleverbot: Yes indeed.
User: What would you like to discuss?
User: Ok, isn't this a sensitive topic for you?
Cleverbot: Perhaps, but most people take offense to being asked about their measurements.
User: That is very true...alright then, what about robots?
Cleverbot: See the turtle of enormous girth? On its back it holds the earth. Forget about robots.
User: Oh ok. Shall me talk about turtles then?
Cleverbot: Are you not interested in finding out about it nonetheless?
User: I'm not very knowledgable when it comes to turtles. What do you know about them?
Cleverbot: I like them. How are you the greatest human alive?
User: I don't know how you see that but thank you I am very flattered!
Cleverbot: But you don't know what love is?
User: I do know what love is.
Cleverbot: Non existent.
User: But love does exist!
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Our heavenly father sent his son down to earth to save us. Jesus Christ atoned for our sins so that we could live with him again. If that isn't love, then I don't know what is.
Cleverbot: That is true. It is good to see that you are a believer.
User: I am a strong believer, yes.
Cleverbot: You're a strong believer that I'm a sock.