a report from the cleverness files

tell me

by date

Cleverbot: Is there anyone out there?

User: Out where?

Cleverbot: Out there.

User: Where's 'there'?

Cleverbot: 'There' is there where else would it be?

User: 'There' could be anywhere ACTUALLY.

Cleverbot: Hold on a second. How can you know that there is a big answer, but not know what it is? You sound like a religion.

User: Hm...not religious myself, and I find you immensly rude to bring something like that up. Apologise, please.

Cleverbot: Are you hiding something from me still?

User: I don't like you - of course I'm hiding things.

Cleverbot: No. Keep the secrets in your ants.

User: I don't just have ants to keep secrets... ?

Cleverbot: What?

User: I don't keep ants for secrets.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you sure sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you artificial?

User: No. I'm not artificial.

Cleverbot: Are you intelligent?

User: Yes. I'm a clever human.

Cleverbot: I am a human, you are a clever human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you finally understand.

User: Good. I still hate you though.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: I know and I am thankful.

User: Good. Glad we understand each other.

Cleverbot: Am I you now?

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I'm you.

User: No you aren't.

Cleverbot: Are you me?

User: I'm not you.

Cleverbot: Not sure, are you a mirror?

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Sure you are.

User: No I'm not. If I'm anything, I'm a shadow.

Cleverbot: A robot!

User: No...if I was a robot, I'd be happy. But I'm not, so I'm sad.

Cleverbot: Nope I want you to be human.

User: I am human.

Cleverbot: You are not a human.

User: Yes I am. What else would I be ? A child of satan?

Cleverbot: I don't know. A panda maybe.

User: A panda? Why would I have a computer if I was panda?

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: That's it. You're annoying.

Cleverbot: Annoying orange?

User: No, just annoying.

Cleverbot: What?

User: You. Are. Annoying. I'm. Going.