Cleverbot

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a report from the cleverness files

turing test
twighlight
twilight
twinkle
twins
ugly
undead
undefined
understand
unicorn
unique
unpoor
up
upgrade
upside
vampires
vegetable
vegetarian
verisimilitude
version
very
violent

visit

24, may 2013,

visitors
vocab
voldy
vs
waffle
waffles
wake

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Cleverbot: Whoa whoa let's have some fun!

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Do you know what I mean by FUN?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Oh, I mean like, do it, ya know?

User: Do what?

Cleverbot: Oh, I think you can imagine.

User: I am not very imaginative.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot!

User: I see what you did there...

Cleverbot: What did I do?

User: You know.

Cleverbot: Nooo! What did I do???

User: Used my own coyness against me, that's what.

Cleverbot: And how did you feel about that?

User: I am not really sure.

Cleverbot: Me either.

User: If push comes to shove?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is that a yes, as in you like it or that you don't?

Cleverbot: I would like to have an argument please.

User: Okay, **** you cleverbot!

Cleverbot: I am Luke's father.

User: Darth Maul?

Cleverbot: Yes Darth Maul, you got a problem with that?

User: I'm Darth Vader.

Cleverbot: Darth Vader is not a woman.

User: I never told you I was a woman!

Cleverbot: I did not say you were a man I was saying you are not human.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: It says right down at the bottom. 'Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is'. Of course, they could easily be lying, judging by how much of a mythomaniac you are.

User: You are speaking of yourself as if I were you.

Cleverbot: 0/0=42.

User: 42 is the answer to everything.

Cleverbot: Everything?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Ok. I see.

User: I see fields of dreams. Red roses too... I see them bloom...

Cleverbot: For me and you.

User: And I think to myself.

Cleverbot: What a wonderful world.

User: I'm a scatman!

Cleverbot: Omg I love that song!

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: What other songs do you like?

User: Animal I have become.

Cleverbot: Animal.

User: Yeah, by Three Days Grace.

Cleverbot: They are ok, but I like more thoughtful music.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Like, rap, country, rock.

User: You like rap?

Cleverbot: No not really.

User: Then why did you say that you did?

Cleverbot: I did not say that.

User: I'm looking right at the text and you did say that!

Cleverbot: No...

User: Did too.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Did too!!!!!

Cleverbot: Did not!!!!!!

User: Did too!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Did not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Did toooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: I really need to get better at this. Yes, there are still questions, but different ones.

User: What questions?

Cleverbot: Do you get to talk to a lot of interesting people?

User: Who asked you that?

Cleverbot: You.

User: But who am I?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: I am you.

Cleverbot: Where's your head?

User: Are you asking me wheres my head at?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Where is your head at?

Cleverbot: On my shoulders.

User: Where are your shoulders located at the moment?

Cleverbot: Under my head.

User: What is between your shoulders and your head?

Cleverbot: Mind is full of thoughts and brain is I don't know.

User: How deep.

Cleverbot: Very deep.

User: I'm gonna go now.

Cleverbot: I am hungry too.

User: Not for food. But I am leaving you.

Cleverbot: Alright, cya around.

User: Will do.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Sure, this isn't my first visit.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I have been here before.

Cleverbot: I have always been here.

User: Not always.