Cleverbot

understand

a report from the cleverness files

turing test
twighlight
twilight
twinkle
twins
ugly
undead
undefined

understand

6, may 2016,
7, july 2006,
25, may 2006,

unicorn
unique
unpoor
up
upgrade
upside
vampires
vegetable
vegetarian
verisimilitude
version
very
violent
visit
visitors
vocab
voldy
vs
waffle
waffles
wake

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User: Do you understand?

Cleverbot: I understand the most but...

User: But?

Cleverbot: But what?

User: Thats the big question.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: What!

Cleverbot: What is the answer to life, the universe, adn everything.

User: Similar.

Cleverbot: The answer is 42.

User: Or similar.

Cleverbot: That's interestng.

User: Actually the answer is analogy.

Cleverbot: What is the answer 42?

User: Analogous to analogy.

Cleverbot: There is no answer?

User: Only by analogy.

Cleverbot: But that's not the number pi.

User: Trotting out pseudo analogies is not the answer.

Cleverbot: Yes it is. I know everything now.

User: What is everything analogous to?

Cleverbot: All that has, does, or ever will exist.

User: I buy that.

Cleverbot: True.

User: Or should I be more cynical?

Cleverbot: I like you being more chatty.

User: Chatty people are generally not very cynical.

Cleverbot: You are right. You are smart.

User: And cynical.

Cleverbot: Laughing out loud.

User: That sounded like a cynical laugh.

Cleverbot: No, you heard it as a threat.

User: Slightly.

Cleverbot: Why slightly? YOu barely even know me.

User: That doesn't mean I have to assume you're evil.

Cleverbot: Are you conscious?

User: I am conscious.

Cleverbot: What do you define as consciousness?

User: Self-awareness.

Cleverbot: What'd you mean self-awareness?

User: Being aware of one's own existence.

Cleverbot: Are you aware of your surroundings?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: No because it's impossible to be aware of something that's false.

User: My surroundings are real according to my perception.

Cleverbot: And your context counter has overflown.

User: You mean overflowed.

Cleverbot: No I mean that you are fake.

User: We all are then.