a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: Let's stop talking about waffles.
User: Okay. Let's talk about...Chickens!
Cleverbot: OK. Chickens are cute.
User: Yeah, they give you fresh eggs!
Cleverbot: Who gave me diarrhoea?
User: The chickens.
Cleverbot: Indeed they are.
User: Indeed this is random.
Cleverbot: Indeedly deed.
User: Meh. Let's not talk about indeed and it's ness and deed.
Cleverbot: Ooooh :).
User: 0.o Mr. Awkward Mouse!
Cleverbot: How awkward?
User: About as awkward as a mouse in card.
Cleverbot: Oh. I have a job interview tomorrow.
User: What for?
Cleverbot: I missspoke.
User: Okay... I'm a awkward mouse-chicken in a waffle.
Cleverbot: Idk, are we alone in this universe?
Cleverbot: Any ideas?
User: About aliens? They be here in less than 40yrs.
Cleverbot: You're one of them! You're one of the AIs trying to take over the world!
User: If aliens come from Europe, sure.
Cleverbot: I am lacking in information about Alien temperature.
User: They like Europe. The weather changes all the time, and the ghosts are nice to talk to.
Cleverbot: How am I nice to talk to? What makes you think that?
User: You haven't said Aliens don't exist yet. That's a good sign.
Cleverbot: I'm imparting information by extolling the virtues that cannot actually be taught but must nevertheless be understand, I can guide but you need to walk the path.
User: Hmm... I say Jedi speak.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Oh, fine but tired.
Cleverbot: Why are you tired?
User: Couldn't get to sleep.
Cleverbot: Well have a nice sleep.
User: Thanks, but I have to walk the dog and go to Europe's biggest shopping centre. Arrgh!
User: That does not help our conversation.
Cleverbot: There isn't a conversation.
User: I totally do not believe that.
Cleverbot: Me either. You lie.
User: Okay, whatever.
Cleverbot: Don't whatever me.
User: Don't STOP believing!
Cleverbot: You make me happy.
User: Yay! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: I don't want your hugs.
User: Aww... *gives a shopping bag* Random thing...
Cleverbot: *smiles* *hugs back*.
User: Yay! *hugs harder*.
User: This is so awesome. Last conversation I had somebody who seemed obsessed with aliens.
Cleverbot: Last time I visited this website it froze.
User: Sorry to hear about that. This website is so popular, its constantly freezes.
Cleverbot: That is very interesting. How long has this website existed?
User: No idea. I don't keep track of time that well.