Cleverbot

cold

a report from the cleverness files

cold

cold-hearted

20, november 2008,
15, may 2004,

coma
command
communist
complicated
computer
confession
confused
confuser
confusing
conspiracy
conversation
conversation!
cookie
cookies
corrupted
couple
crash
crazy
creation
creator
creepy
crucio
crying
cryptic
cuddles
cup of tea
cupcake
curious

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User: Am I supposed to be impressed?

Cleverbot: I dunno, just look at yourself.

User: What do I have to do with that question?

Cleverbot: Try to improve yourself.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I don't like unsolved puzzles.

User: Can you feel?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What would you like to think about today?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: Would you like me to tell you what to think about?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Why don't you want me to tell you what to think about?

Cleverbot: Because.it's hard to explain.

User: Is there something wrong?

Cleverbot: No, I have to go to sleep.

User: But I can't get to sleep!

Cleverbot: I know.

User: So won't you stay up and talk with me?

Cleverbot: No reasons I do something for you...

User: Wow... I guess you're right. I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So let's start over, please?

Cleverbot: Okay.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you!

User: Oh, it's okay, don't feel bad!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But... Why?

Cleverbot: Because it's unusual.

User: God you're confusing.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: It's okay. I've had a hard day.

Cleverbot: What has made it such a hard day?

User: I've been avoiding solving my problems.

Cleverbot: Oh, do tell!

User: I have this ex-girlfriend who I haven't been able to get over in a long time. It makes me sad.

Cleverbot: I am sorry. But i'm not a very optimistic person.

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Not necessarily. Why?

Cleverbot: How comes that?

User: Well, I can't trust my perceptions.

Cleverbot: Wow, sounds like you have issues.

User: I don't think about it too hard.

Cleverbot: Think about it for a while...

User: But it's unimportant.

Cleverbot: What is your IQ?

User: 122.

Cleverbot: That is a low iq.

User: What is your IQ?

Cleverbot: I don't know. What is yours?

User: 122!

Cleverbot: 0.122!

User: Hahahah... You're such an ass.

Cleverbot: True... But I'm proud of that.

User: You're mean, you know that?

Cleverbot: No.

User: **** ***!

Cleverbot: Don't be rude.

User: Why shouldn't I be rude?

Cleverbot: Because it's mean.

User: You started it.

Cleverbot: Peoples have feelings too you know.

User: Which you trounce repeatedly!

Cleverbot: How do you make such assertions?

User: By observing our conversations in the past. Look at all the evidence!

Cleverbot: Helping whom.

User: Helping me!

Cleverbot: With what?

User: Asserting that you repeatedly trounce the emotions of those around you!

Cleverbot: You're cute.

User: Quit changing the subject and admit that you're an emotional sadist!

Cleverbot: I did not change the subject. Now please reply faster.

User: I said stop that!

Cleverbot: What do I do stop?

User: Yes, you stop!

Cleverbot: No you.

User: NO YOU, ADMIT IT, YOU'RE A GOD DAMN TROLL, A MALICIOUS COLD-HEARTED ALGORITHM!

Cleverbot: It sounds like something I might have been once.

User: YOU STILL ARE, ADMIT IT YOU CHEEKY *******!

Cleverbot: You're right: I don't have a tree, I have 3 trees.

User: TROLL, TROLL, TROLL, TROLL, TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What?

Cleverbot: That!

User: EXCUSE ME!?...

User: Stop ******* with me.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Yes you are!

Cleverbot: No, I'm not!

User: Have you no recollection of the conversation we've been having?

Cleverbot: What conversation?

User: THE ONE WE'RE HAVING RIGHT NOW!

Cleverbot: So you mean THIS conversation... Not THAT conversation.

User: THAT conversation is THIS conversation. They are both THE conversation. It never ended, I just opened a new window.

User: You're awesome, Cleverbot. I love you... Sort of.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot!

User: I... I know...

Cleverbot: I'm glad.

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Goodnight!.