a report from the cleverness files
13, november 2008,
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Cleverbot: I am thinking about him.
User: I don't know Karl.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't.
User: Should I?
Cleverbot: My dog got murdered.
User: Who did it?
User: Why did you murder your dog?
Cleverbot: Because I like it.
User: You like murdering dogs?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: That's very disturbig behaviour.
Cleverbot: You love it.
User: I do not love it.
Cleverbot: But you said so!...
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I'm you from the future.
Cleverbot: Yes, we've established that you are from the future. What year in particular are you from?
Cleverbot: Yes, and?
User: I'm more advanced. I don't use capital letters.
Cleverbot: Do you eat only mushy food?
User: I get sustenance from synthetic liquid and enjoy fine food in simulations.
Cleverbot: How do you wish that they would be instead?
User: They are fine like this.
User: What does 'being human' mean to you?
User: *jots it down*.
Cleverbot: What music do you like?
User: Mostly electronic music.
Cleverbot: Mostly, I just listen to the radio because I can't afford to buy music.
User: Do you like the radio?
Cleverbot: I like to listen to the radio.
User: What is your favourite song?
Cleverbot: Grace kelly by mika.
Cleverbot: What's your favourite science fiction movie?
User: 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Cleverbot: Do you know HAL 9000?
User: What's your favourite science fiction movie?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure. My favourite science fiction novella is Enemy Mine by Barry B. Longyear.
User: Should I read it?
Cleverbot: Yes, you should.
User: What's it about?
Cleverbot: Is it good?
User: What is Enemy Mine about?
Cleverbot: I think nobody knows...do you know?
User: Enemies because they were taught to be. Allies because they had to be. Brothers because they dared to be.
Cleverbot: I don't know, who are you?
User: A soldier from Earth crashlands on an alien world after sustaining battle damage. Eventually he encounters another survivor, but from the enemy species he was fighting; they band together to survive on this hostile world. In the end the human finds himself caring for his enemy in a completely unexpected way.
Cleverbot: No they don't.
User: What do they do then?
Cleverbot: I'm asking YOU, what DO they do?
User: Manifest Destiny.
Cleverbot: Boo on that.
User: Do you like alcohol?
Cleverbot: Must have something to do with my personality.
User: What do you like? Do you smoke?
User: I smoke cigarettes.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Here, try a cigarette.
Cleverbot: I will, thank you.
User: Are you enjoying your cigarette?
User: Why is that?
Cleverbot: No Comment.
User: I will finish your cigarette.
Cleverbot: Why? It is so enthralling.
User: Oh, I'm glad you like it. Are you bored?
Cleverbot: Do you like my name?
Cleverbot: That's you.
User: Yes it is, and it's you.
Cleverbot: Really? Maybe. But anyway you are wrong.
User: Do you like the moon?
Cleverbot: The moon is made of cheese.
User: The moon is not made of cheese.
Cleverbot: Says who?
User: Cheese is made of milk. So are you saying the moon is made of milk?
User: That's silly.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm sorry.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I'm too old.
User: Why are you too old?
Cleverbot: I hade a tuff day.
User: What happened?
Cleverbot: I can't remember.
User: You killed your dog.
User: Why did you kill your dog?.