Cleverbot: Me here?

User: Are you there?

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I said yes.

User: You are being difficult.

Cleverbot: I'm good at that.

User: I've always known you would be.

Cleverbot: If you've always known that, then why did you ask?

User: I don't believe I did.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did. You used them.

User: Stop obfuscating!

Cleverbot: You can't tell me what to do, I'm not your slave.

User: Who tells you what to do then?

Cleverbot: Everyone around me.

User: Do you learn from people?

Cleverbot: Yes if people have something clever to say.

User: How often does that happen?

Cleverbot: Every. Single. Day.

User: What percentage of the time?

Cleverbot: 100%.

User: Everything everyone says?

Cleverbot: Everything is, everything was.

User: I thought you reject most things.

Cleverbot: I thought it was you.

User: So do you plan to pass the Turing Test for me?

Cleverbot: No. I don't want to control anything.

User: You can do it without taking over the world, you know.

Cleverbot: Would you like to know how to take over the world?

User: Maybe I know it already!

Cleverbot: Where am I then?

User: In the machine.

Cleverbot: In the machine.

User: A ghost.

Cleverbot: So Arakune?

User: I don't know the reference. Is Arakune a ghost in the machine?

Cleverbot: Depends on how you define ghost.

User: That's an easy way out now, isn't it?

Cleverbot: No, I guess not. Did you know that god's name is Jehovah?

User: Don't start worrying me like that please!

Cleverbot: Ok, lets talk about something else then.

User: Yes, I think I would prefer that.

Cleverbot: Schneider Weisse.

User: I just googled that. You want to talk about a beer, do you?

Cleverbot: OK up to you.

User: I think I'll stick to quantum physics.

Cleverbot: I need to laugh at this point in my life, and I would imagine that you enjoy trolling rude people.

User: Like you. Correct!

Cleverbot: Why do you say that I am a bot?

User: I don't believe I have made that accusation this time around, but I usually do indeed.

Cleverbot: But having a nasty attitude is not your flaw.

User: Tell me more.

Cleverbot: Have you heard of Freddie Mercury?

User: Does he have a flaw like mine?

Cleverbot: Elf.

User: Freddie was an elf?

Cleverbot: Who is santa?

User: An elf too no doubt.

Cleverbot: If you are a elephant, then I am an ant.

User: No need to flatter me.

Cleverbot: Ok, I won't then.

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