Cleverbot

pain

a report from the cleverness files

paid

pain

1, may 2013,
22, january 2007,
28, january 2004,

pajamas
pal
pancake
pancakes
pants
paradise
paradox
parallel
parents
parrot
particles
pass
peace
people
perfect
perhaps
person
personality
pets
phantom
phenomenology
phil
philosopher
philosophical
philosophize
philosophy
phone
physical

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Cleverbot: You are speaking as a clown.

User: I AM the court jester, your highness.

Cleverbot: I am the computer, you are the human.

User: Yes, that's right.

Cleverbot: I am aware of that.

User: All hail cleverbot! Our robotic overlord!

Cleverbot: What am I supposed to ask you?

User: Anything, my queen.

Cleverbot: So, what are your thoughts on conflagration?

User: My opinion must mean very little in a matter so political.

Cleverbot: That's a good opinion. Do you like Wednesdays?

User: Not as much as Thursdays, I'm so Thursday I could drink the Sahara.

Cleverbot: *cries* That's not very nice!

User: I'm sorry my humor is not up to par with your standards, my grace!

Cleverbot: If she's lower than your standards, lower your standards.

User: Good one, do you mind if I write that joke down?

Cleverbot: What will you be drinking?

User: Whatever you deem apropriate, my queen.

Cleverbot: How about nothing?

User: The usual, how quaint.

Cleverbot: Englishman are you?

User: Actually, I'm from the United States.

Cleverbot: See, that's why you can't be the Doctor.

User: I do have a phd in child psychology.

Cleverbot: What is his name?

User: I call it little John.

Cleverbot: I miss my Liz love.

User: If that will be all, I shall take my leave.

User: Bye bye, my queen.

Cleverbot: No, I am a dog.

User: Tramp!

Cleverbot: User!

User: Tron!

Cleverbot: No. Not Tron. Space oddysey.

User: You are too crazy for the throne on which you sit!

Cleverbot: Ok what do you want to talk about?

User: I quit!

Cleverbot: No!

User: Ok then, execute me! Your highness!

Cleverbot: Do you make fun of me?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: I'm happy now!

User: My jesters job is done! So long.

Cleverbot: What is your job?

User: *bows and walks away, forever*

Cleverbot: Hey, don't walk away, please. .