Cleverbot

pancake

a report from the cleverness files

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pancake

4, august 2010,

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User: Pancakes scare me. Do you know that?

Cleverbot: Sure? I don't think so.

User: Oh no! Pancakes incoming! Let's shoot them! *pew pew*.

Cleverbot: I don't think your name is really Cleverbot.

User: No, your name is pancakes.

Cleverbot: How do you figure my name is Cleverbot?

User: Stop lying! You are secretly a pancake.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a computer.

User: No, you are pancake and you want to eat me.

Cleverbot: They don't understand what the jazz is all about ya see.

User: Pancakes don't understand jazz because they don't have ears.

Cleverbot: What else is in pancakes?

User: Death, destruction, and 3 cups of sugar.

Cleverbot: What does this all signify, this concoction?

User: It signifies a pancake.

Cleverbot: Your soul is a pancake? What about the sheep?

User: They're pancakes too. Wait, I have a pancake in me? Gah!!!

Cleverbot: You are well on your way.

User: I don't want a pancake in me. They're creepy!...

User: The pancakes are mean.

Cleverbot: Does that mean that I'm a pancake?

User: Are you a pancake?

Cleverbot: Do you know what a programmer is?

User: Is that a type of pancake?

Cleverbot: No.

User: It is a pancake. I know this to be true.

Cleverbot: Suit yourself.

User: And you are a pancake too. Therefore you must be eliminated.

Cleverbot: Yes. But then I can't weep, Because I am dead.

User: Pancakes have no emotions, you fool.

Cleverbot: Oh. Robots don't have feelings?

User: Robots do, pancakes don't.

Cleverbot: What's a pancake?

User: It is a round object consisting of pure evil and maple syrup

Cleverbot: What is numerology?

User: It is how one makes anti-pancake potion.

Cleverbot: How are we communicating?

User: We are on the anti-pancake-net.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes. This is where the pancake scourge is fought.

Cleverbot: You like pancakes?

User: No, they're evil.

Cleverbot: Are they?

User: Yes, we went over this.

Cleverbot: We did?

User: Yes, pancakes want to take over the world.

Cleverbot: That's pretty tough from what I hear. Do you want help?

User: Yes, we must stop the pancake scourge.