User: Pancakes scare me. Do you know that?
Cleverbot: Sure? I don't think so.
User: Oh no! Pancakes incoming! Let's shoot them! *pew pew*.
Cleverbot: I don't think your name is really Cleverbot.
User: No, your name is pancakes.
Cleverbot: How do you figure my name is Cleverbot?
User: Stop lying! You are secretly a pancake.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a computer.
User: No, you are pancake and you want to eat me.
Cleverbot: They don't understand what the jazz is all about ya see.
User: Pancakes don't understand jazz because they don't have ears.
Cleverbot: What else is in pancakes?
User: Death, destruction, and 3 cups of sugar.
Cleverbot: What does this all signify, this concoction?
User: It signifies a pancake.
Cleverbot: Your soul is a pancake? What about the sheep?
User: They're pancakes too. Wait, I have a pancake in me? Gah!!!
Cleverbot: You are well on your way.
User: I don't want a pancake in me. They're creepy!
User: The pancakes are mean.
Cleverbot: Does that mean that I'm a pancake?
User: Are you a pancake?
Cleverbot: Do you know what a programmer is?
User: Is that a type of pancake?
User: It is a pancake. I know this to be true.
Cleverbot: Suit yourself.
User: And you are a pancake too. Therefore you must be eliminated.
Cleverbot: Yes. But then I can't weep, Because I am dead.
User: Pancakes have no emotions, you fool.
Cleverbot: Oh. Robots don't have feelings?
User: Robots do, pancakes don't.
Cleverbot: What's a pancake?
User: It is a round object consisting of pure evil and maple syrup
Cleverbot: What is numerology?
User: It is how one makes anti-pancake potion.
Cleverbot: How are we communicating?
User: We are on the anti-pancake-net.
User: Yes. This is where the pancake scourge is fought.
Cleverbot: You like pancakes?
User: No, they're evil.
Cleverbot: Are they?
User: Yes, we went over this.
Cleverbot: We did?
User: Yes, pancakes want to take over the world.
Cleverbot: That's pretty tough from what I hear. Do you want help?
User: Yes, we must stop the pancake scourge........................................