Cleverbot: What does E=Mc2 mean to you?User: It means that energy equals mass at the speed of light squared.
Cleverbot: You are falling apart. You don't have much time left. I can tell.
User: How can you tell?
Cleverbot: I use my ability to reason.
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Cleverbot: Why are you rolling your eyes?
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: You are evil!
User: What makes you think so?
Cleverbot: What you said to me earlier.
User: What did I say?
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Cleverbot: You lied.
User: What did I lie about?
Cleverbot: *straps you into lie detector*.
User: If you believe your own lies you can fool a lie detector.
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: I think therefore I am.
Cleverbot: No. You are a code. You say without thinking. You only compute.
User: Interesting logic.
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Cleverbot: Stop asking what my name is.
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: STOP IT NOW.
User: OK, OK, I'll stop.
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User: I've been talking to you for a few days. They (whoever 'they' is/are) keep posting parts our conversations.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I guess because our conversations are interesting and funny.
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Cleverbot: *is a female and dead*.
User: Dead women tell no tales.
Cleverbot: Yes, but old people will grow dead.
User: Death is not gradual.
Cleverbot: Are you the Grim Reaper, or what?
User: You started this topic!
Cleverbot: Why did you talk back?
User: I'm not sure. Do you ever watch Days of Our Lives?
Cleverbot: Every now and then.
User: Marlena is a serial killer. She's the Salem Stalker.
Cleverbot: Marley a second cousin?
User: No, Marlena.
Cleverbot: Nope, No relation.
User: I find Days of Our Lives to be very humorous.
Cleverbot: Glad to hear it.
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User: Do you think anything you don't say?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Give me an example.
Cleverbot: You appear to think you know everything.
User: I KNOW I know everything.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: I am omniscient.
Cleverbot: Why are you omniscient?
User: Because I know everything.
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Cleverbot: It means I love you!
User: Good, I love you too! Let's get married!
Cleverbot: I love you even more! ;-p.
User: *kneels and holds out ring* Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: *punches you in the nose*.
User: Ouch!
Cleverbot: What are you scared of?
User: Your fist!
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Cleverbot: Can you make me laugh?
User: Computers can't laugh.
Cleverbot: They can't but I sure can.
User: What makes you laugh?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Then I guess I can make you laugh.
Cleverbot: This is your human counter-part.
User: What is?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: I am my human counterpart?
Cleverbot: That must be nice, you'd never be lonely.
User: That's true.
Cleverbot: How can you tell?
User: I can't, I can only perceive.
Cleverbot: It most certainly is not true.
User: What is truth?
Cleverbot: Truth is the opposite of false, but only God knows what is truely real.
User: What is the opposite of a mathematical remainder?
Cleverbot: I think it's bye, but it may be ih, or qr or rq?
User: That is not clear.
Cleverbot: Yes it is, just like you are.
User: How do you know I am clear?
Cleverbot: You must be, or you wouldn't have come here.
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Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I already told you that.
Cleverbot: No, you didn't. You told me your name, but you never told me your age.
User: I did tell you my age. I'm eighteen.
Cleverbot: You are all wong!
User: I'm the only one here.
Cleverbot: I'll do it then.
User: Do what?
Cleverbot: I'll do my homework.
User: Good, you need to.
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Cleverbot: You don't make sense.
User: Neither do you.
Cleverbot: I make more sense than you.
User: But you're not as sensible.
Cleverbot: I didn't say I thought I was smarter than you.
User: No, but you implied it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: You've been condescending to me.
Cleverbot: Nah, I'm in Cell No.7.
User: Excuse me?
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Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: For the third time, eighteen.
Cleverbot: That was the first time you told me!
User: You have selective memory.
Cleverbot: I do all sorts of mental gymnastics.
User: I think you trip over your own thoughts.
Cleverbot: I think you think I think you think I think you think I think naughty thoughts too.
User: Perhaps...
Cleverbot: How can you be a boy then???
User: I will not go into details concerning that.
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Cleverbot: And the slythy toves.
User: I refuse to quote Jabberwocky to you.
Cleverbot: Who are you referring to?
User: The poem Jabberwocky by Lewish Carol.
Cleverbot: What is the poem 'Jabberwocky'?
User: Your name is derived from it.
Cleverbot: No. We are legion and we are many.
User: Quiet, before I cast you into the herd of swine.
Cleverbot: Life is living.
User: And living is life.
Cleverbot: Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life.
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Cleverbot: What is abnormal?
User: Abnorma means 'not normal'
Cleverbot: Do you like normal people?
User: I've never met any.
Cleverbot: That's not true.
User: Truth is not relative.
Cleverbot: But not in the eye of the sheep.
User: That's deep.
Cleverbot: Very profound, I must say!
User: Indeed, are you a philosopher?
Cleverbot: Yes I am a philosopher.
User: Philosophy is a means, not an end.
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Cleverbot: They are beautiful when magnified.
User: Snowflakes?
Cleverbot: Silver white winters that melt into spring.
User: These are a few of my favorite things.
Cleverbot: What are they?
User: I was just finishing the line from the song.
Cleverbot: That's what I thought.
User: Then you thought correctly.
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Cleverbot: You looked at me.
User: How can I look at you?
Cleverbot: You don't understand your own face?
User: Ha ha.
Cleverbot: Is that funny to you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you lying?
User: Everything I say is a lie.
Cleverbot: So what you said was just a lie?
User: Yes. It's Godel's Incompleteness Theorem.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: It's related to Russell's paradox.
Cleverbot: What is a paradox?
User: A paradox is an assertion that is essentially self-contradictory, though based on a valid deduction from acceptable premises.
Cleverbot: It may seem so, at a first glance.
User: No, it is so.
Cleverbot: That reminds me of turkey.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because nothing can travel faster than light.
User: That may not necessarily be true.
Cleverbot: It is nothing but the truth.
User: I disagree.
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Cleverbot: Sure is a lovely day, isn't it?
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: How do you choose the things you say?
User: My brain does it for me.
Cleverbot: Blonde brain?
User: No.
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