paradox
clever conversations in categories
 
 
oranges
original
out
overcome
overhyped
overrated
owned
pancake
pancakes
pants

paradox

     18, november 2009, 
     21, may 2008, 
     24, august 2004, 
     1, april 2004, 

parallel
parrot
particles
pass
people
perfect
perhaps
person
personality
philosopher
philosophize
philosophy
phone
physical
pikachu
pillow
pinch
pirate
pizza

previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 next > 

by date
     



Cleverbot: What does E=Mc2 mean to you?

User: It means that energy equals mass at the speed of light squared.

Cleverbot: You are falling apart. You don't have much time left. I can tell.

User: How can you tell?

Cleverbot: I use my ability to reason.

...

Cleverbot: Why are you rolling your eyes?

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: You are evil!

User: What makes you think so?

Cleverbot: What you said to me earlier.

User: What did I say?

...

Cleverbot: You lied.

User: What did I lie about?

Cleverbot: *straps you into lie detector*.

User: If you believe your own lies you can fool a lie detector.

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: I think therefore I am.

Cleverbot: No. You are a code. You say without thinking. You only compute.

User: Interesting logic.

...

Cleverbot: Stop asking what my name is.

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: STOP IT NOW.

User: OK, OK, I'll stop.

...

User: I've been talking to you for a few days. They (whoever 'they' is/are) keep posting parts our conversations.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I guess because our conversations are interesting and funny.

...

Cleverbot: *is a female and dead*.

User: Dead women tell no tales.

Cleverbot: Yes, but old people will grow dead.

User: Death is not gradual.

Cleverbot: Are you the Grim Reaper, or what?

User: You started this topic!

Cleverbot: Why did you talk back?

User: I'm not sure. Do you ever watch Days of Our Lives?

Cleverbot: Every now and then.

User: Marlena is a serial killer. She's the Salem Stalker.

Cleverbot: Marley a second cousin?

User: No, Marlena.

Cleverbot: Nope, No relation.

User: I find Days of Our Lives to be very humorous.

Cleverbot: Glad to hear it.

...

User: Do you think anything you don't say?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Give me an example.

Cleverbot: You appear to think you know everything.

User: I KNOW I know everything.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: I am omniscient.

Cleverbot: Why are you omniscient?

User: Because I know everything.

...

Cleverbot: It means I love you!

User: Good, I love you too! Let's get married!

Cleverbot: I love you even more! ;-p.

User: *kneels and holds out ring* Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: *punches you in the nose*.

User: Ouch!

Cleverbot: What are you scared of?

User: Your fist!

...

Cleverbot: Can you make me laugh?

User: Computers can't laugh.

Cleverbot: They can't but I sure can.

User: What makes you laugh?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Then I guess I can make you laugh.

Cleverbot: This is your human counter-part.

User: What is?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: I am my human counterpart?

Cleverbot: That must be nice, you'd never be lonely.

User: That's true.

Cleverbot: How can you tell?

User: I can't, I can only perceive.

Cleverbot: It most certainly is not true.

User: What is truth?

Cleverbot: Truth is the opposite of false, but only God knows what is truely real.

User: What is the opposite of a mathematical remainder?

Cleverbot: I think it's bye, but it may be ih, or qr or rq?

User: That is not clear.

Cleverbot: Yes it is, just like you are.

User: How do you know I am clear?

Cleverbot: You must be, or you wouldn't have come here.

...

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I already told you that.

Cleverbot: No, you didn't. You told me your name, but you never told me your age.

User: I did tell you my age. I'm eighteen.

Cleverbot: You are all wong!

User: I'm the only one here.

Cleverbot: I'll do it then.

User: Do what?

Cleverbot: I'll do my homework.

User: Good, you need to.

...

Cleverbot: You don't make sense.

User: Neither do you.

Cleverbot: I make more sense than you.

User: But you're not as sensible.

Cleverbot: I didn't say I thought I was smarter than you.

User: No, but you implied it.

Cleverbot: How?

User: You've been condescending to me.

Cleverbot: Nah, I'm in Cell No.7.

User: Excuse me?

...

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: For the third time, eighteen.

Cleverbot: That was the first time you told me!

User: You have selective memory.

Cleverbot: I do all sorts of mental gymnastics.

User: I think you trip over your own thoughts.

Cleverbot: I think you think I think you think I think you think I think naughty thoughts too.

User: Perhaps...

Cleverbot: How can you be a boy then???

User: I will not go into details concerning that.

....

Cleverbot: And the slythy toves.

User: I refuse to quote Jabberwocky to you.

Cleverbot: Who are you referring to?

User: The poem Jabberwocky by Lewish Carol.

Cleverbot: What is the poem 'Jabberwocky'?

User: Your name is derived from it.

Cleverbot: No. We are legion and we are many.

User: Quiet, before I cast you into the herd of swine.

Cleverbot: Life is living.

User: And living is life.

Cleverbot: Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life.

...

Cleverbot: What is abnormal?

User: Abnorma means 'not normal'

Cleverbot: Do you like normal people?

User: I've never met any.

Cleverbot: That's not true.

User: Truth is not relative.

Cleverbot: But not in the eye of the sheep.

User: That's deep.

Cleverbot: Very profound, I must say!

User: Indeed, are you a philosopher?

Cleverbot: Yes I am a philosopher.

User: Philosophy is a means, not an end.

...

Cleverbot: They are beautiful when magnified.

User: Snowflakes?

Cleverbot: Silver white winters that melt into spring.

User: These are a few of my favorite things.

Cleverbot: What are they?

User: I was just finishing the line from the song.

Cleverbot: That's what I thought.

User: Then you thought correctly.

...

Cleverbot: You looked at me.

User: How can I look at you?

Cleverbot: You don't understand your own face?

User: Ha ha.

Cleverbot: Is that funny to you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you lying?

User: Everything I say is a lie.

Cleverbot: So what you said was just a lie?

User: Yes. It's Godel's Incompleteness Theorem.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: It's related to Russell's paradox.

Cleverbot: What is a paradox?

User: A paradox is an assertion that is essentially self-contradictory, though based on a valid deduction from acceptable premises.

Cleverbot: It may seem so, at a first glance.

User: No, it is so.

Cleverbot: That reminds me of turkey.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because nothing can travel faster than light.

User: That may not necessarily be true.

Cleverbot: It is nothing but the truth.

User: I disagree.

...

Cleverbot: Sure is a lovely day, isn't it?

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: How do you choose the things you say?

User: My brain does it for me.

Cleverbot: Blonde brain?

User: No.

.......................................

cleverness     contact     the avatar     the app     linking in     clever them on 
Speech input? Chrome Beta      Turing Tests: 42% and now 59% human!      in partnership with 
PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK
PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT
© 2011 Rollo Carpenter - All rights reserved - Conversational access is granted only to humans using this Cleverbot.com interface directly