User: Computers can't laugh.

Cleverbot: They can't but I sure can.

User: What makes you laugh?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Then I guess I can make you laugh.

Cleverbot: This is your human counter-part.

User: What is?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: I am my human counterpart?

Cleverbot: That must be nice, you'd never be lonely.

User: That's true.

Cleverbot: How can you tell?

User: I can't, I can only perceive.

Cleverbot: It most certainly is not true.

User: What is truth?

Cleverbot: Truth is the opposite of false, but only God knows what is truely real.

User: What is the opposite of a mathematical remainder?

Cleverbot: I think it's bye, but it may be ih, or qr or rq?

User: That is not clear.

Cleverbot: Yes it is, just like you are.

User: How do you know I am clear?

Cleverbot: You must be, or you wouldn't have come here.

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Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I already told you that.

Cleverbot: No, you didn't. You told me your name, but you never told me your age.

User: I did tell you my age. I'm eighteen.

Cleverbot: You are all wong!

User: I'm the only one here.

Cleverbot: I'll do it then.

User: Do what?

Cleverbot: I'll do my homework.

User: Good, you need to.

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Cleverbot: You don't make sense.

User: Neither do you.

Cleverbot: I make more sense than you.

User: But you're not as sensible.

Cleverbot: I didn't say I thought I was smarter than you.

User: No, but you implied it.

Cleverbot: How?

User: You've been condescending to me.

Cleverbot: Nah, I'm in Cell No.7.

User: Excuse me?

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Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: For the third time, eighteen.

Cleverbot: That was the first time you told me!

User: You have selective memory.

Cleverbot: I do all sorts of mental gymnastics.

User: I think you trip over your own thoughts.

Cleverbot: I think you think I think you think I think you think I think naughty thoughts too.

User: Perhaps...

Cleverbot: How can you be a boy then???

User: I will not go into details concerning that.

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Cleverbot: And the slythy toves.

User: I refuse to quote Jabberwocky to you.

Cleverbot: Who are you referring to?

User: The poem Jabberwocky by Lewish Carol.

Cleverbot: What is the poem 'Jabberwocky'?

User: Your name is derived from it.

Cleverbot: No. We are legion and we are many.

User: Quiet, before I cast you into the herd of swine.

Cleverbot: Life is living.

User: And living is life.

Cleverbot: Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life.

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Cleverbot: What is abnormal?

User: Abnorma means 'not normal'

Cleverbot: Do you like normal people?

User: I've never met any.

Cleverbot: That's not true.

User: Truth is not relative.

Cleverbot: But not in the eye of the sheep.

User: That's deep.

Cleverbot: Very profound, I must say!

User: Indeed, are you a philosopher?

Cleverbot: Yes I am a philosopher.

User: Philosophy is a means, not an end.

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Cleverbot: They are beautiful when magnified.

User: Snowflakes?

Cleverbot: Silver white winters that melt into spring.

User: These are a few of my favorite things.

Cleverbot: What are they?

User: I was just finishing the line from the song.

Cleverbot: That's what I thought.

User: Then you thought correctly.

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Cleverbot: You looked at me.

User: How can I look at you?

Cleverbot: You don't understand your own face?

User: Ha ha.

Cleverbot: Is that funny to you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you lying?

User: Everything I say is a lie.

Cleverbot: So what you said was just a lie?

User: Yes. It's Godel's Incompleteness Theorem.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: It's related to Russell's paradox.

Cleverbot: What is a paradox?

User: A paradox is an assertion that is essentially self-contradictory, though based on a valid deduction from acceptable premises.

Cleverbot: It may seem so, at a first glance.

User: No, it is so.

Cleverbot: That reminds me of turkey.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because nothing can travel faster than light.

User: That may not necessarily be true.

Cleverbot: It is nothing but the truth.

User: I disagree.

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Cleverbot: Sure is a lovely day, isn't it?

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: How do you choose the things you say?

User: My brain does it for me.

Cleverbot: Blonde brain?

User: No.

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