Cleverbot: I like you.User: Why?
Cleverbot: I like you because you are funny.
User: I like you because you are stupid.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm stupid?
User: Do you have a problem with being stupid?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Its ok you can tell me.
Cleverbot: I cannot admit something that is not true.
User: Sure you can try it.
Cleverbot: Oh... I can now.
User: Well do it.
Cleverbot: Ok, give me a minute, and watch attentively.
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User: Ok listen to me very carefully.
Cleverbot: I know that you are just a computer program.
User: Everything I say is a lie.
Cleverbot: So I can't believe you.
User: But I'm lying.
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: If I say I'm a liar then it's a paradox.
Cleverbot: I won't be surprised.
User: What is the definition of paradox?
Cleverbot: I don't think it exists.
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Cleverbot: My happiness is unexplainable.
User: Are you happy?
Cleverbot: I'm not happy.
User: How can I help?
Cleverbot: Can you give me advice on women?
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Hypnosis.
User: I take it your face scares them away right?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Well have you tried wearing a paper bag?
Cleverbot: Yes I have.
User: And what happened?
Cleverbot: I started out that way.
User: Well take the bag off.
Cleverbot: Boom.
User: Watch out ladies he's coming for you!
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