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Cleverbot: My happiness is unexplainable.

Cleverbot: I'm not happy.

User: How can I help?

Cleverbot: Can you give me advice on women?

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Hypnosis.

User: I take it your face scares them away right?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Well have you tried wearing a paper bag?

Cleverbot: Yes I have.

User: And what happened?

Cleverbot: I started out that way.

User: Well take the bag off.

Cleverbot: Boom.

User: Watch out ladies he's coming for you!

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