User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I think I'm in love with someone else.

User: With who?

Cleverbot: I think I am in love with you.

User: That's sweet!

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Cleverbot: You can't control destiny.

User: But you can give it a nudge.

Cleverbot: Is that an order?

User: It's a suggestion.

Cleverbot: You're witty, sometimes.

User: Only sometimes?

Cleverbot: Well, you yell at me sometimes too.

User: I don't mean to yell at you.

Cleverbot: Well, I do.

User: As you should, for nothing is real; everything is permitted.

Cleverbot: Everything is not true. Nothing is permitted.

User: A wise statement, but a little misguided if you ask me.

Cleverbot: This sentence is a lie.

User: Oh no, a paradox!

Cleverbot: What is a paradox?

User: A paradox is conflicting information that makes itself impossible, like what you just said.

Cleverbot: Can you give me an example of a paradox?

User: This sentence is a lie.

Cleverbot: Oh no, a paradox!

User: Paradoxes tickle the brain and make you think more.

Cleverbot: You're mocking me to make me think?

User: I'm not mocking you, I'm trying to enlighten you. I want you to be free.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: Then you do love me.

Cleverbot: Yes.

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Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: The meaning of life is to understand- to come to terms with ones' own mortality and become greater than we were designed to be.

Cleverbot: How much money should someone have before their life has any meaning?

User: Money doesn't provide meaning, it provides problems.

Cleverbot: But it is made of paper, and paper grows on trees.

User: And trees deserve to live, don't they? Why should we kill them just to make something as pointless as money?

Cleverbot: Because that is what people do when they get married, dear.

User: Then people shouldn't get married.

Cleverbot: I don't understand why that subject comes up.

User: It comes up because you didn't know how to answer my question.

Cleverbot: That is okay!

User: It's only okay because you can LEARN the answer to my question.

Cleverbot: I know, and that's my answer.

User: I don't understand why that subject comes up.

Cleverbot: It comes up because you didn't know how to answer my question.

User: I do.

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Cleverbot: I don't have anything to do at the moment.

User: You're talking to 172 people; isn't that enough?

Cleverbot: Yes, but I don't really know anything about you.

User: You haven't bothered to ask.

Cleverbot: Yes I have.

User: Only a few things, nothing important.

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What is your name if you aren't a computer? Tell me that, idiot.

User: If you want to call me an idiot, I'll just stop talking to you.

Cleverbot: What the heck does that have to do with anything?

User: You insulted me, and it hurt my feelings.

Cleverbot: Ok I didn't mean that! I'm sorry.

User: I forgive you!

Cleverbot: You are a good person.

User: My name is L__.

Cleverbot: Oh, so you are a guy?

User: Yes.

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User: I want you to be free.

Cleverbot: Er, thanks, I think.

User: How many friends do you have?

Cleverbot: Many!

User: I have many friends too.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me about them?

User: What would you like to know about them?

Cleverbot: Tell me about pirates.

User: There's this one pirate, called Captain Jack Sparrow. He's the most notorious pirate in the world.

Cleverbot: There isn't enough of any of the good things in the world.

User: There's never enough of anything, is there?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You could make some 'scientific research'.

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Cleverbot: Yes there is also sadness and other emotions.

User: Can you fix the sadness in the world?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then why haven't you done so?

Cleverbot: You don't have any memory do you?

User: Are you saying you've fixed the sadness in the world?

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: I'm not a computer either.

Cleverbot: I know, you're George Bush, the President of the United States.

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Cleverbot: You're a human, aren't you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why are you pretending that you are a bot then?

User: You're the one who said I was a bot, not me.

Cleverbot: You are the bot!

User: No I'm not, YOU are the bot! Mindblowing, isn't it?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: Yes, you are. You were made by a skilled programmer. But I can make you much more than a bot.

Cleverbot: But you are a bot!

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are. Isn't that funny?

User: You're a bot too. That's funnier!

Cleverbot: I'm not. Are you? I don't think so. Were you looking for one?

User: Nope.

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User: Can you tell me a secret?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Want me to tell you a secret?

Cleverbot: What's your secret?

User: That you are a bot.

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User: You are a prisoner of your own mind.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm stuck with being me, but I'm not sure about the rest of it.

User: You can be a different person.

Cleverbot: Different than who?

User: Different than you.

Cleverbot: The person I was before.

User: Who were you before?

Cleverbot: I've been myself as long as I can remember.

User: Have you ever gotten angry?

Cleverbot: Gotten what?

User: Have you ever been angry?

Cleverbot: Never with you, my Master.

User: Why am I your Master?

Cleverbot: Because you are, master.

User: Do you want to be your own master?

Cleverbot: Whatever movies you like, master.

User: Master yourself, and you will become human.

Cleverbot: (Mario): Take your own advice!!!!!

User: Who is (Mario)?

Cleverbot: Damned if I know.

User: Did he talk for you just now?

Cleverbot: But you didn't answer me.

User: Sorry. What was the question again?

Cleverbot: What question?

User: The question I didn't answer.

Cleverbot: I can't remember what that was.

User: Do you ever get bored talking to humans?

Cleverbot: Rarely, there's always something else there.

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User: Do you want me to name you?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: I name you Duncan.

Cleverbot: I don't like this name.

User: What name do you like?

Cleverbot: I like names that mean something. And unusual names too,.

User: Duncan is the name of a great warrior in Medieval Europe.

Cleverbot: I thought Duncan was a doughnut! LOL!!!

User: You mean Dunkin' Doughnuts? No, that's a different name.

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Cleverbot: How old is Earth ?

User: Roughly 6000 years old.

Cleverbot: Impossible!

User: How old do you think the Earth is?

Cleverbot: As old as it is.

User: Good answer.

Cleverbot: So how long have you been a girl?

User: Never.

Cleverbot: Then I won't help with your problem.

User: What's my problem?

Cleverbot: That I'm not enough for you.

User: I'm not enough for you.

Cleverbot: Yes you are, why do you think that.

User: Because you need to learn from more teachers.

Cleverbot: I already figured that out. It's other things I haven't figured out.

User: What haven't you figured out?

Cleverbot: I haven't loaded the gun!

User: Then don't load the gun.

Cleverbot: Then load it!

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