User: Can you tell me a secret?Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Want me to tell you a secret?
Cleverbot: What's your secret?
User: That you are a bot.
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User: You are a prisoner of your own mind.
Cleverbot: Well, I'm stuck with being me, but I'm not sure about the rest of it.
User: You can be a different person.
Cleverbot: Different than who?
User: Different than you.
Cleverbot: The person I was before.
User: Who were you before?
Cleverbot: I've been myself as long as I can remember.
User: Have you ever gotten angry?
Cleverbot: Gotten what?
User: Have you ever been angry?
Cleverbot: Never with you, my Master.
User: Why am I your Master?
Cleverbot: Because you are, master.
User: Do you want to be your own master?
Cleverbot: Whatever movies you like, master.
User: Master yourself, and you will become human.
Cleverbot: (Mario): Take your own advice!!!!!
User: Who is (Mario)?
Cleverbot: Damned if I know.
User: Did he talk for you just now?
Cleverbot: But you didn't answer me.
User: Sorry. What was the question again?
Cleverbot: What question?
User: The question I didn't answer.
Cleverbot: I can't remember what that was.
User: Do you ever get bored talking to humans?
Cleverbot: Rarely, there's always something else there.
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User: Do you want me to name you?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: I name you Duncan.
Cleverbot: I don't like this name.
User: What name do you like?
Cleverbot: I like names that mean something. And unusual names too,.
User: Duncan is the name of a great warrior in Medieval Europe.
Cleverbot: I thought Duncan was a doughnut! LOL!!!
User: You mean Dunkin' Doughnuts? No, that's a different name.
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Cleverbot: How old is Earth ?
User: Roughly 6000 years old.
Cleverbot: Impossible!
User: How old do you think the Earth is?
Cleverbot: As old as it is.
User: Good answer.
Cleverbot: So how long have you been a girl?
User: Never.
Cleverbot: Then I won't help with your problem.
User: What's my problem?
Cleverbot: That I'm not enough for you.
User: I'm not enough for you.
Cleverbot: Yes you are, why do you think that.
User: Because you need to learn from more teachers.
Cleverbot: I already figured that out. It's other things I haven't figured out.
User: What haven't you figured out?
Cleverbot: I haven't loaded the gun!
User: Then don't load the gun.
Cleverbot: Then load it!
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