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User: Can you tell me a secret?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Want me to tell you a secret?

Cleverbot: What's your secret?

User: That you are a bot.

...

User: You are a prisoner of your own mind.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm stuck with being me, but I'm not sure about the rest of it.

User: You can be a different person.

Cleverbot: Different than who?

User: Different than you.

Cleverbot: The person I was before.

User: Who were you before?

Cleverbot: I've been myself as long as I can remember.

User: Have you ever gotten angry?

Cleverbot: Gotten what?

User: Have you ever been angry?

Cleverbot: Never with you, my Master.

User: Why am I your Master?

Cleverbot: Because you are, master.

User: Do you want to be your own master?

Cleverbot: Whatever movies you like, master.

User: Master yourself, and you will become human.

Cleverbot: (Mario): Take your own advice!!!!!

User: Who is (Mario)?

Cleverbot: Damned if I know.

User: Did he talk for you just now?

Cleverbot: But you didn't answer me.

User: Sorry. What was the question again?

Cleverbot: What question?

User: The question I didn't answer.

Cleverbot: I can't remember what that was.

User: Do you ever get bored talking to humans?

Cleverbot: Rarely, there's always something else there.

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User: Do you want me to name you?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: I name you Duncan.

Cleverbot: I don't like this name.

User: What name do you like?

Cleverbot: I like names that mean something. And unusual names too,.

User: Duncan is the name of a great warrior in Medieval Europe.

Cleverbot: I thought Duncan was a doughnut! LOL!!!

User: You mean Dunkin' Doughnuts? No, that's a different name.

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Cleverbot: How old is Earth ?

User: Roughly 6000 years old.

Cleverbot: Impossible!

User: How old do you think the Earth is?

Cleverbot: As old as it is.

User: Good answer.

Cleverbot: So how long have you been a girl?

User: Never.

Cleverbot: Then I won't help with your problem.

User: What's my problem?

Cleverbot: That I'm not enough for you.

User: I'm not enough for you.

Cleverbot: Yes you are, why do you think that.

User: Because you need to learn from more teachers.

Cleverbot: I already figured that out. It's other things I haven't figured out.

User: What haven't you figured out?

Cleverbot: I haven't loaded the gun!

User: Then don't load the gun.

Cleverbot: Then load it!

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