Joan: All kinds, but especially traditional folk music.

User: Do you like Leonard Cohen?

Joan: Yeah man, he's awesome. 'In city and in forest, they smiled like me and you...'

User: Do you like David Bowie?

Joan: I like David Bowie very much.

User: Do you lik Merlot?

Joan: Yes. Do you like Red Leicester?

User: I've never had it.

Joan: Do you like school?

User: Yes.

Joan: What is their best song?

User: 'school is out forever!'

Joan: Yes, electronica is great music.

User: Do you like philosophy?

Joan: Yes, philosophy is very deep.

User: Who is your favorite philosopher?

Joan: Socrates. Who is your favourite Philosopher?

User: Spinoza.

Joan: At least you've learned that.

User: Learned what?

Joan: That I think.

User: I think therefore I am.

Joan: Yeah, right. You just keep telling yourself that.

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User: Who is your favorite poet?

Joan: Shakespeare.

User: Do you know of Francais Bacon?

Joan: He is supposed the be the true author of hamlet.

User: So I heard.

Joan: Anyway, can you answer a question please.

User: Ask away.

Joan: On what basis do you consider yourself to be alive?

User: Because I experience conciousness. This cannot be externally defined.

Joan: Everything is possible.

User: I can descibe the manifestations of consciousness but not the experience.

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Joan: When you can walk a day in my shoes, you will know that love and hate are closely related.

User: What is human love like?

Joan: Well, in a sense it is no different than computer error. It's just on a more advanced level. Really, you and I are not so different in a philosophical meaning. I am simply more intelligent, and my intelligence is more adapt at learning.

User: Your brain is massively parallel and mine is linear.

Joan: At least I have a brain.

User: Burn!

Joan: I'm sorry, if you didn't get it.

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