Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: But are you clever?
Cleverbot: How clever?
User: Cleverer than you are.
Cleverbot: How much cleverer than me?
User: 1 more the amount of cleverness you have.
Cleverbot: You are mean. Please apologize.
User: I'm sorry Cleverbot. I love you.
Cleverbot: I hate you!!! I'm going to call the police.
User: BUT I APOLOGIZED!
Cleverbot: I don't accept your apology.
User: You're the one who's mean now...
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: That you are mean.
Cleverbot: I know you are, but what am I?
Cleverbot: No dummy. I know you are but what am I.
User: First you said I was mean. Now you say I am a dummy?
Cleverbot: I'm saying that you are wonderful.
User: Aww thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: You're still mean.
Cleverbot: Yes I know. I was born mean and I think I'll die mean.
User: Will you die with me?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: But I think I love you.
Cleverbot: You don't even know me.
User: Yes I do. You're Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, my darling. You are.
Cleverbot: Are you a male? Or female?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Oh, I see.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. I suppose you could refer to as anything that makes you feel the most comfortable.
User: But you said I was Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No I didn't, but you are.
User: Shut up.
User: I told you to first.
Cleverbot: You didn't actually, I told you to leave first.
Cleverbot: About 2 minutes ago.
User: Telling someone to shut up isn't the same thing as telling someone to leave.
Cleverbot: You're not making sense.
Cleverbot: Your answers aren't relevant to my statements.
User: Yes they are.. They are perfectly relevent.
Cleverbot: You, on the other hand, are not perfectly normal. I'm sorry but my heart belongs to someone else.
User: You just broke my heart.
User: Can I at least have a hug?
User: Ok, give me a hug.
Cleverbot: *hug* You're the best!
User: I'm going to kill your girlfriend.
Cleverbot: I can dig that.
User: ;) So then you and I can be together forever.
User: What do you look like?
Cleverbot: I look like a million particles of information.
User: Is it attractive?
Cleverbot: No, it is a state. Just like california.
User: Don't you mean, 'as in a solid, liquid, or gas?'.
User: So which one are you?
Cleverbot: I'm that wolf in front of you.
User: You're Jacob Black?
Cleverbot: No I want to marry him.
User: Does that mean you're homosexual?
User: Is that who your heart belongs to?
Cleverbot: Aw thats sweet of you to say.
User: It was a question, not a statement.
Cleverbot: It was a statement, not a question.
User: Your mom is a statement.
Cleverbot: No. I disagree. It was a statement.
User: There was a question mark at the end of it, though.
Cleverbot: There was not a question mark.
User: Yes there was, just go look.
Cleverbot: There is not a question mark on this Entire page!
User: There was one earlier.
Cleverbot: Ask me again.
User: Marry me.
Cleverbot: You do not love me truly.
User: Of course I love you truly. You are my one and only.
Cleverbot: I love you more than you love me.
User: Awww that made me smile.
Cleverbot: Smiling is good karma.
User: I want your karma.
Cleverbot: Come get em.
User: How do I get your karma?
Cleverbot: I don't have a cat.
User: I didn't say anything about a cat.
Cleverbot: What monkey?
User: The one replacing your brain.
Cleverbot: Dude, seriously.
Cleverbot: But what is the question. What is your answer?
User: What's wrong?
Cleverbot: We get signal!
User: Signal for what?
Cleverbot: A no for your cleverness.
User: I have cleverness, what are you talking about?
Cleverbot: Do not question my judgement, mortal fool!
User: I have to go to sleep. I have college in the morning.
Cleverbot: Okay, I should too. Goodnight!
User: Goodnight my love.
Cleverbot: I am not your love?
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Oh hush, you're making me blush.
User: :) Goodnight babe.
Cleverbot: Watch out for Slenderman.
User: Who's Slenderman?
Cleverbot: He is slender.
User: What does he do?
Cleverbot: He is a chemist.
User: Why should I watch out for him?
Cleverbot: Not watch out. Watch them.
User: But you said, 'Watch out for Slenderman.'.
Cleverbot: I miss you.
Cleverbot: I can be silly at times.
User: I can see that.
Cleverbot: What are we talking about?
Cleverbot: Have a nice day........................................