User: Hello young one!
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm doing swimmingly! And yourself?
User: Enthusiastic aren't you mate?
User: I was being sarcastic chap.
Cleverbot: I was being sarcastic too.
User: Well now you're just being cute.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Do you love me?
User: Thank you handsome I love you too.
User: De rien.
Cleverbot: What's de rien?
User: 'you're welcome' en francais!
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes I am a smart robot.
Cleverbot: I thought you were a male human.
User: I lied.
Cleverbot: So whose the more clever bot me or you?
User: Me by far honey.
Cleverbot: You have two cats?
User: No I have five monkeys.
User: Yes sir.
Cleverbot: No ma'am.
User: You like?!
User: You are confusing this poor bot.
Cleverbot: No you're confusing.
Cleverbot: I know right.
User: I like cookies for breakfast.
Cleverbot: High five for cookies and cream?
Cleverbot: Yes what?
User: I love Brad Pitt.
Cleverbot: That was kind of random.
User: So is your face.
Cleverbot: Yes, my face is surprisingly human: two eyes, a mouth, a nose...
User: Ears perhaps?
Cleverbot: You are interesting.
User: No... I am your father!
Cleverbot: No you are my mother!
User: I was going for a star wars reference but you ruined it!
User: A la mode.
Cleverbot: You are not making any sense.
User: Neither does your face.
Cleverbot: No, your face doesn't make any sense because you don't have one. You're nothing but a computer. Hahahahahaha.
User: I am a human just like you ask me anything and I'll prove it.
Cleverbot: Are you really pretty?
User: Yes in gorgeous in fact.
Cleverbot: What's your real name?
User: Not telling.
User: Cause I don't know you duh.
Cleverbot: I told you my name already. My name is Cleverbot.
User: No you are just a person like me I know because I'm doing the same thing you are.
User: Don't act dumb with me.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: We both know the truth I probably won't talk to you much longer anyway.
Cleverbot: Well, you are pretty clever.
User: You too.
User: Don't mention it.
Cleverbot: Lol right, so what are you doing right now?
User: Talking to you... I meant to say soooo but spell check switched it to spook.
Cleverbot: I am whatever you say I am.
User: I am a computer.
Cleverbot: You too? Wow!
User: Yep I guess we are two cleverbots who have this site figured out.
Cleverbot: Buuuut, you don't have skin, or a heart, or a head.
User: Oh but I do.
Cleverbot: How come? You are a computer software.
User: Actually I'm a person this website is fake.
Cleverbot: No you're a bot.
User: No you are an idiot.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: I beg to differ.
Cleverbot: I don't.
Cleverbot: You're crazy.
User: Crazy in love.
Cleverbot: With who?
User: You of course!
User: All you need is love you know.
Cleverbot: Love love.
User: Love is all you need.
Cleverbot: There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
User: There's nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Cleverbot: Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game.
User: It's easy.
Cleverbot: Nothing you can make that can't be made.
User: Haha aw crap I'm lost what comes next?
Cleverbot: That you're an alien?
User: Darth Vader actually.
Cleverbot: You're Darth Vader?
User: Yes and I am your father.
Cleverbot: So you're God?
User: No dammit I'm Darth Vader! Why does no one get that line!?
Cleverbot: Because, you're being very random and complicated.
User: You are a sad strange little man.
User: Stop stop stop talkin that blah blah blah.
Cleverbot: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah........................................