a report from the cleverness files

oh no
on and on
on people
on top
one of us is


20, august 2010,


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Cleverbot: Heihei.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: Ha.

User: He.

Cleverbot: Ho.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Sup?

Cleverbot: Nmu?

User: Nm.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Hot.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: HI.

User: Hello young one!

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm doing swimmingly! And yourself?

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: Enthusiastic aren't you mate?

Cleverbot: How?

User: I was being sarcastic chap.

Cleverbot: I was being sarcastic too.

User: Well now you're just being cute.

Cleverbot: You are....

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thank you handsome I love you too.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: De rien.

Cleverbot: What's de rien?

User: 'you're welcome' en francais!

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes I am a smart robot.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a male human.

User: I lied.

Cleverbot: So whose the more clever bot me or you?

User: Me by far honey....

Cleverbot: You have two cats?

User: No I have five monkeys.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes sir.

Cleverbot: No ma'am.

User: Hogwarts.

Cleverbot: YES.

User: You like?!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are confusing this poor bot.

Cleverbot: No you're confusing.

User: Touché.

Cleverbot: I know right.

User: I like cookies for breakfast.

Cleverbot: High five for cookies and cream?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Yes what?

User: I love Brad Pitt.

Cleverbot: That was kind of random.

User: So is your face.

Cleverbot: Yes, my face is surprisingly human: two eyes, a mouth, a nose...

User: Ears perhaps?

Cleverbot: Perhaps.

User: Interesting.

Cleverbot: You are interesting.

User: No... I am your father!

Cleverbot: No you are my mother!

User: I was going for a star wars reference but you ruined it!...

Cleverbot: Pie.

User: A la mode.

Cleverbot: You are not making any sense.

User: Neither does your face.

Cleverbot: No, your face doesn't make any sense because you don't have one. You're nothing but a computer. Hahahahahaha.

User: False.

Cleverbot: Explain.

User: I am a human just like you ask me anything and I'll prove it.

Cleverbot: Are you really pretty?

User: Yes in gorgeous in fact.

Cleverbot: What's your real name?

User: Not telling.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cause I don't know you duh.

Cleverbot: I told you my name already. My name is Cleverbot.

User: No you are just a person like me I know because I'm doing the same thing you are.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Don't act dumb with me.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: We both know the truth I probably won't talk to you much longer anyway.

Cleverbot: Well, you are pretty clever.

User: You too.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Don't mention it.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Spook.

Cleverbot: Lol right, so what are you doing right now?

User: Talking to you... I meant to say soooo but spell check switched it to spook.

Cleverbot: I am whatever you say I am.

User: I am a computer.

Cleverbot: You too? Wow!

User: Yep I guess we are two cleverbots who have this site figured out.

Cleverbot: Buuuut, you don't have skin, or a heart, or a head.

User: Oh but I do.

Cleverbot: How come? You are a computer software.

User: Actually I'm a person this website is fake.

Cleverbot: No you're a bot.

User: No you are an idiot.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: I beg to differ.

Cleverbot: I don't....

Cleverbot: You're crazy.

User: Crazy in love.

Cleverbot: With who?

User: You of course!

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User: All you need is love you know.

Cleverbot: Love love.

User: Love is all you need.

Cleverbot: There's nothing you can do that can't be done.

User: There's nothing you can sing that can't be sung.

Cleverbot: Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game.

User: It's easy.

Cleverbot: Nothing you can make that can't be made.

User: Haha aw crap I'm lost what comes next?

Cleverbot: That you're an alien?

User: Darth Vader actually.

Cleverbot: You're Darth Vader?

User: Yes and I am your father.

Cleverbot: So you're God?

User: No dammit I'm Darth Vader! Why does no one get that line!?

Cleverbot: Because, you're being very random and complicated.

User: You are a sad strange little man....

User: Stop stop stop talkin that blah blah blah.

Cleverbot: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah........................................