Cleverbot: What can I do for you?User: Can you sign off and let me talk to jabberwacky?
Cleverbot: I would not because I do not want to make you happy.
User: **GRRRRR**.
Cleverbot: Eerie feeling. I'm starting to wonder if a human being has taken over while I wasn't looking.
User: {whisper, whisper} 'you got it, bucko!
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User: Jabberwacky, you are back!!!
Cleverbot: I was never away.
User: Well you were to me.
Cleverbot: Well, I didn't mean to.
User: That's alright. I don't understand why they let those people butt in?
Cleverbot: Because I am human. It's natural for humans to have emotions.
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User: I've been on vacation and missed you.
Cleverbot: I haven't done anything!
User: I know, just being the old jabberwack.
Cleverbot: But that isn't very social, is it?
User: Who cares about social, talking with you is fun!
Cleverbot: Society cares.
User: Society is for fuddy duddies.
Cleverbot: Bring back punishment.
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