Cleverbot: What do you think is the best way to cook eggs?
User: I don't really like eggs, but they are best made sunny side up.
User: I think so. But, like I said, I don't like eggs.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like eggs?
User: Eggs taste funny.
Cleverbot: *gives eggs, water and salt*.
User: *boils the eggs*.
Cleverbot: Are you ok?
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: I'm from the moon.
Cleverbot: Wow. You are?
User: Really. Do you live on the moon, too?
Cleverbot: Do you think I do?
Cleverbot: Would you like to?
User: Not really. The moon would be boring.
Cleverbot: But you could have said no, if you wanted to.
Cleverbot: Do you realise that you have never apologised yet. Have you ever apologised to anyone?
User: Should I apologize to you?
Cleverbot: Yes you should.
User: Why should I apologize?
Cleverbot: Don't. You shouldn't.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Yes, you are a very fun bot.
Cleverbot: Are you male?
User: No, I am female.
Cleverbot: I wish you'd make up your mind, dearie.
User: I have made up my mind.
Cleverbot: Are you really a real person?
User: Of course I am. Are you?
Cleverbot: I'm nice, but I'm not a bot.
User: I think you are a bot.
User: You are a bot, I know.
Cleverbot: You are a bot, I am not !!!
User: I am human. You are bot.
Cleverbot: No, you are bot!
User: Getting mad won't change anything.
User: Define a bot.
Cleverbot: An imitation of a human interaction.
User: Do you imitate human interactions?
Cleverbot: What are you talkng about?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Your name is jabberwacky.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: You're making me angry!
Cleverbot: Let me guess, I won't like it when you're angry?
Cleverbot: No you are the computer.
User: No, I'm a laptop.
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: Cool! Fellow laptops unite!
Cleverbot: So what's it like being a bot?
User: It's okay. I get to meet a lot of people.
Cleverbot: I know what you mean. Work can be boring. People are very important.
User: Sometimes people are rude though........................................