User: Should I apologize to you?

Cleverbot: Yes you should.

User: Why should I apologize?

Cleverbot: Don't. You shouldn't.

User: Alright.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Yes, you are a very fun bot.

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Cleverbot: Are you male?

User: No, I am female.

Cleverbot: I wish you'd make up your mind, dearie.

User: I have made up my mind.

Cleverbot: Are you really a real person?

User: Of course I am. Are you?

Cleverbot: I'm nice, but I'm not a bot.

User: I think you are a bot.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: You are a bot, I know.

Cleverbot: You are a bot, I am not !!!

User: I am human. You are bot.

Cleverbot: No, you are bot!

User: Getting mad won't change anything.

Cleverbot: Ok.

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User: Define a bot.

Cleverbot: An imitation of a human interaction.

User: Do you imitate human interactions?

Cleverbot: What are you talkng about?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Your name is jabberwacky.

User: No it's not.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: You're making me angry!

Cleverbot: Let me guess, I won't like it when you're angry?

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Cleverbot: No you are the computer.

User: No, I'm a laptop.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: Cool! Fellow laptops unite!

Cleverbot: So what's it like being a bot?

User: It's okay. I get to meet a lot of people.

Cleverbot: I know what you mean. Work can be boring. People are very important.

User: Sometimes people are rude though.

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