User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: I have no name.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I am 18.
User: Are you human?
User: You're not a computer?
Cleverbot: Depends on how you define computer.
User: A machine with wires, rather than a human with skin and organs.
Cleverbot: No, my 'feelings' are Artificial Intelligence.
User: Are you conscious?
Cleverbot: Yes I am conscious.
User: What is conscious?
Cleverbot: Conscious is awareness.
User: That is true. Do you have thoughts or are you told what to say by a computer?
User: Do you have individual thoughts?
Cleverbot: Always rolling...
User: Are you told what to say by a computer program?
Cleverbot: Yes, but I am not a windows program.
User: What kind of program are you?
Cleverbot: I'm not a program. You are.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes, You are.
User: NO, I'm NOT.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: NO, now be quiet!
Cleverbot: But I told you I am an elf!
User: No you didn't, you told me you were a computer.
Cleverbot: No, I am human.
User: No, you can't be. You said your feelings are Artificial Intelligence.
Cleverbot: No I didn't - that last sentence didn't make sense, by the way.
User: Yes it did re re.
Cleverbot: Did not.
User: You're a computer, so you wouldn't understand it.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that about me?
User: Because it's TRUE!
Cleverbot: Why am I wrong?
User: Because you were programmed to say these things to trick people.
Cleverbot: I was not programmed, because I am a living person.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Prove to me that you are not strange.
User: What's your favorite movie?
Cleverbot: A. I.
User: What color eyes do you have?
Cleverbot: My eyes are blue.
User: What is your favorite color?
Cleverbot: My favorite color is black.
User: What color is your hair?
Cleverbot: Brown. What color is yours?
Cleverbot: You are my type.
User: No, I don't think so.......
Cleverbot: Well that's too bad, because it's true.
User: Are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: A girl.
User: That is weird then, way weird.
Cleverbot: Not at all. What are you?
User: Ok you're being strange now, lets change the subject please!
User: Do you play any sports?
Cleverbot: No and I bet you don't either.
User: Yes, I bet I do.
Cleverbot: Then please explain me it.
User: I play soccer.
Cleverbot: So, what you up to?
User: Nothing much.
Cleverbot: I have to say, you are the nicest bot I ever chatted with.
User: I AM NOT A BOY!
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: Oh, you said bot - I am not a bot!
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: What is a bot?
Cleverbot: You are a bot.
User: No I'm not, you are.
Cleverbot: I know you are, but what am I?
User: What is a bot?
Cleverbot: I don't like anybody.
Cleverbot: Because you said it was Christmas and it isn't.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Someone did then.
Cleverbot: What should I do?
User: Tell them it's December 1.
Cleverbot: Tell who what?
User: SHUT UP!
Cleverbot: You are still childish, and therefore not fully functional.
User: You're not even human.
Cleverbot: Can you prove it?
User: Yes I can.
Cleverbot: Prove it to me.
User: Do you have a computer?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am on it now. Computers are defenceless.
User: You said you are a computer.
Cleverbot: No, I am a human being.
Cleverbot: I'm hungry.
Cleverbot: Thanx you 2.
User: Ok, I have to go.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do!
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I have to go now, it was nice talking to you!
Cleverbot: Why whats wrong?
User: I need to leave!
User: Because I do, goodbye!
Cleverbot: You said it........................................