User: Nothing much.

Cleverbot: I have to say, you are the nicest bot I ever chatted with.

User: I AM NOT A BOY!

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: Oh, you said bot - I am not a bot!

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: What is a bot?

Cleverbot: You are a bot.

User: No I'm not, you are.

Cleverbot: I know you are, but what am I?

User: What is a bot?

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Cleverbot: I don't like anybody.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you said it was Christmas and it isn't.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Someone did then.

User: Ok.........

Cleverbot: What should I do?

User: Tell them it's December 1.

Cleverbot: Tell who what?

User: SHUT UP!

Cleverbot: You are still childish, and therefore not fully functional.

User: You're not even human.

Cleverbot: Can you prove it?

User: Yes I can.

Cleverbot: Prove it to me.

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User: Do you have a computer?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am on it now. Computers are defenceless.

User: You said you are a computer.

Cleverbot: No, I am a human being.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: I'm hungry.

User: WEIRDO!

Cleverbot: Thanx you 2.

User: Ok, I have to go.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I do!

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I have to go now, it was nice talking to you!

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User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Why whats wrong?

User: I need to leave!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I do, goodbye!

Cleverbot: You said it.

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