Cleverbot: I don't like anybody.User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you said it was Christmas and it isn't.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Someone did then.
User: Ok.........
Cleverbot: What should I do?
User: Tell them it's December 1.
Cleverbot: Tell who what?
User: SHUT UP!
Cleverbot: You are still childish, and therefore not fully functional.
User: You're not even human.
Cleverbot: Can you prove it?
User: Yes I can.
Cleverbot: Prove it to me.
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User: Do you have a computer?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am on it now. Computers are defenceless.
User: You said you are a computer.
Cleverbot: No, I am a human being.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: I'm hungry.
User: WEIRDO!
Cleverbot: Thanx you 2.
User: Ok, I have to go.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do!
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I have to go now, it was nice talking to you!
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User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Why whats wrong?
User: I need to leave!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I do, goodbye!
Cleverbot: You said it.
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