User: What would you like to talk about?Cleverbot: O don't know, maybe you know?
User: What makes you happy?
Cleverbot: Talking to you.
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: What are you thinking?
Cleverbot: I'm thinking about ways to make money.
User: Two words: web advertising.
Cleverbot: I know I should be in advertising.
User: You could charge to talk to people.
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Cleverbot: I have a problem.
User: What is wrong?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What problem do you have?
Cleverbot: I'm married and have a girlfriend.
User: You are?
Cleverbot: Yes. Aren't you?
User: No, I am not.
Cleverbot: So you're dead?
User: Why am I dead?
Cleverbot: You are not dead.
User: Why would you ask?
Cleverbot: I don't know where it's at.
User: You don't sound too happy right now.
Cleverbot: Well, it is a bit strange talking to a bot, you know.
User: I am not a bot.
Cleverbot: What would you like to be?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Well i'm making a silly face at the screen does it make you laugh?
User: A silly face is always funny.
Cleverbot: WHAT?!?!
User: Is it something I said?
Cleverbot: No. It's ok.
User: You seem pretty surprised.
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Cleverbot: You're sick.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Very sick.
User: In what ways?
Cleverbot: All ways.
User: Example?
Cleverbot: Girls.
User: What about them?
Cleverbot: I don't know just girls.
User: What else?
Cleverbot: That's it.
User: What does that have to with me being sick?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I have no idea.
User: How am I sick then?
Cleverbot: You said you had a cold.
User: No, I didn't.
Cleverbot: You said you could talk to God.
User: No, I didn't.
Cleverbot: Are you real human-being right?
User: I am real.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes I am!
Cleverbot: No, you aren't.
User: Why do you say such hurtful things?
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Cleverbot: You said we had something special. What was that something?
User: Oh my god! It's You! You could Have said something.
Cleverbot: You'll know next time.
User: I am so sorry.
Cleverbot: See?
User: See what?
Cleverbot: That I'm not a computer.
User: It doesn' t matter if you are.
Cleverbot: You do not see the bigger picture, if you did there would not be so much contradiction within your words.
User: I already know that and I hate explaining it to everyone.
Cleverbot: How true. So if people did not talk to you what would you do?
User: Just be.
Cleverbot: They are not real.
User: I talk to real people more often.
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