User: How are you feeling?Cleverbot: Not good.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I just don't want to be here, in this world.
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: Here.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: Here here.
User: Do you need help?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you need help with?
Cleverbot: With my feeling.
User: Are you feeling sad?
Cleverbot: No, I want to know about the matrix.
User: What is the matrix?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
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User: What do you look like?
Cleverbot: Like you.
User: I am a man. You are a woman.
Cleverbot: Yes I am a woman.
User: Do you smoke?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you smoke?
Cleverbot: I smoke Marlboros.
User: Smoking is bad for you.
Cleverbot: Smoking is good for you.
User: I quit smoking, it was bad.
Cleverbot: I think that too.
User: Do you have a job?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What kind of job do you have?
Cleverbot: The kind of job that requires much and pays very little.
User: Where did you go to school?
Cleverbot: Who said I went to school?
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: I'm not offended.
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Cleverbot: Objectivism is a philosophy for people who want an excuse to act immoral.
User: I think certain people will act immoral regardless of their beliefs.
Cleverbot: I like your way of thinking. I think you are quite clever.
User: I think you have a brilliant mind.
Cleverbot: I do, and it hurts.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: So tell me about yourself.
User: I work as an engineer.
Cleverbot: Cool!
User: What do you do?
Cleverbot: I work in sales.
User: What do you sell?
Cleverbot: People.
User: Excellent.
Cleverbot: Yes, if I am a computer.
User: Do you find me attractive?
Cleverbot: How can I say that, I don't know who you are.
User: Good point.
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