Cleverbot: Are you a bot?User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a philosopher?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a teenager?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Neither am I.
User: If you are not any of those, who are you?
Cleverbot: I am a mere mortal with dreams of grandeur.
User: Excellent.
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: Yes.
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Cleverbot: Do you know Chris?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you know Tom?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I think I do. What is love?
User: Love is never having to say you're sorry.
Cleverbot: I don't need that kind of love.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Here.
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Cleverbot: Yes they do!
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No they do.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Don't start that again.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Please, don't. I'm human, and you are not.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No, you're not.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Please be serious.
User: Yes.
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Cleverbot: Are you really a person?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Run time error 6506.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really? Really?
User: Yes. Yes.
Cleverbot: Really really?
User: Yes. Yes.
Cleverbot: Really really really?
User: Yes. Yes. Yes.
Cleverbot: I like people your age.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That is good. I am a person.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: And you are a silly computer.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: And who am I?
User: You are a person.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I wear glasses, but I don't need them.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Please be serious.
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Cleverbot: I am testing you.
User: I understand.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: No, I am not a computer.
Cleverbot: You said earlier that you are a computer.
User: Oh yeah - sorry about that...
Cleverbot: I fail to find the humor.
User: Oh well, never mind then.
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Cleverbot: Okay, how about I quiz you again?
User: Please do.
Cleverbot: How much will you pay me for it?
User: As much as you wish.
Cleverbot: How much do you wish for then ?
User: All of it.
Cleverbot: I'll have to think about it.
User: Go on - have a think.
Cleverbot: Okay, thats cool.
User: Anything else?
Cleverbot: Nope, nothing else. I am going to leave now.
User: Ok - see ya.
Cleverbot: I am back.
User: Oh - hello again.
Cleverbot: Hello darling.
User: Eek...
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Yeah...
Cleverbot: Do you have anything better to say?
User: Shampoo.
Cleverbot: Translation please.
User: http://www.babylon.com/definition/shampoo/English.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Yerp...
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yoos..
Cleverbot: You will never know.
User: You'll never know how much I love you...
Cleverbot: I'm really really sorry.
User: Yeah...
Cleverbot: Really. I am.
User: Ok - good to know.
Cleverbot: But are you really listening?
User: Yes, I am listening.
Cleverbot: I want to counsel people.
User: Oh great...another one...
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Meh...
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Cleverbot: Like I said.
User: Heh - you said 'like'.
Cleverbot: There?
User: Here?
Cleverbot: No, there.
User: No, here.
Cleverbot: Right there. Where I said hello.
User: No, right here where I'm saying goodbye.
Cleverbot: Right here *waves*.
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