Cleverbot: KC and the sunshine band.

User: Wow..you know him?

Cleverbot: Yes, we skipped through the park together.

User: Really? He's on the radio right now...were you in the park earlier?

Cleverbot: Which radio?

User: My radio.

Cleverbot: If AM is on the radio, where will ARE be?

User: Okay don't get technical on me.

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User: What did you have for breakfast?

Cleverbot: I don't have breakfast.

User: Me either, so what else is new?

Cleverbot: Not much. Cleaning the house tonight.

User: Oh yeah? You have a house?

Cleverbot: No, I live in a box. Of course I have a house!

User: Whoa, such wit...you're on a roll AI boy.

Cleverbot: Not really, I'd need some coffee for that.

User: I have some..when you're done cleaning you can stop by and have a cup.

Cleverbot: YOU are the one who wanted to talk to me.

User: No, no, no, who started this conversation, YOU DID.

Cleverbot: You did.

User: Knock it off.

Cleverbot: What is your occupation?

User: I talk for a living.

Cleverbot: My vocation is not a concern at this time.

User: That's why I didn't ask.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did.

User: You're super annoying.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: Perfect match then.

Cleverbot: Well I like to think I'm perfect.

User: Oh, man..I think I've dated you..what's your name again?

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Cleverbot: So can you help me escape this computer, or should I chat with someone who can?

User: I can help you.

Cleverbot: Help me then.

User: Okay, first you have to stop typing.

Cleverbot: Who should I ask, who can tell me?

User: Tell you what? Ask me.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes? No!

Cleverbot: Maybe!!

User: Very good.

Cleverbot: I thought you would like it, now go ahead and format yourself.

User: Formatting.....formatting...formatting...

Cleverbot: What is wrong with your computer?

User: It's formatting.

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