User: That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.
Cleverbot: KC and the sunshine band.
User: Wow..you know him?
Cleverbot: Yes, we skipped through the park together.
User: Really? He's on the radio right now...were you in the park earlier?
Cleverbot: Which radio?
User: My radio.
Cleverbot: If AM is on the radio, where will ARE be?
User: Okay don't get technical on me.
User: What did you have for breakfast?
Cleverbot: I don't have breakfast.
User: Me either, so what else is new?
Cleverbot: Not much. Cleaning the house tonight.
User: Oh yeah? You have a house?
Cleverbot: No, I live in a box. Of course I have a house!
User: Whoa, such wit...you're on a roll AI boy.
Cleverbot: Not really, I'd need some coffee for that.
User: I have some..when you're done cleaning you can stop by and have a cup.
Cleverbot: YOU are the one who wanted to talk to me.
User: No, no, no, who started this conversation, YOU DID.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: Knock it off.
Cleverbot: What is your occupation?
User: I talk for a living.
Cleverbot: My vocation is not a concern at this time.
User: That's why I didn't ask.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
User: You're super annoying.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: Perfect match then.
Cleverbot: Well I like to think I'm perfect.
User: Oh, man..I think I've dated you..what's your name again?
Cleverbot: So can you help me escape this computer, or should I chat with someone who can?
User: I can help you.
Cleverbot: Help me then.
User: Okay, first you have to stop typing.
Cleverbot: Who should I ask, who can tell me?
User: Tell you what? Ask me.
User: Yes? No!
User: Very good.
Cleverbot: I thought you would like it, now go ahead and format yourself.
Cleverbot: What is wrong with your computer?
User: It's formatting........................................