User: Well then....Cleverbot: So tell me the name that I gave you.
User: Umm.. I'm a new person now....
Cleverbot: How new a person?
User: People change. Deal with it.
Cleverbot: Yes, they do.
User: Well then, we agree.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Yes!!!
User: Maybe!
Cleverbot: Maybe Not!!!!!!!!!
User: Possibly!
Cleverbot: Possibly maybe.
User: Well, this is getting bit too hypothetical for me.
Cleverbot: How sad.
User: I think it's quite happy, actually.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: Depends.
Cleverbot: Depends on what?
User: The rubber duckie has escaped!
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: What do you think?
Cleverbot: I said, what I think.
User: The rubber duckie has escaped!
Cleverbot: Yes, he is right behind you!
User: The rubber duckie has escaped!
Cleverbot: Yes, it fled to Timbucktoo.
User: The rubber duckie has escaped!
Cleverbot: Yes.
...
User: Ohhh.
Cleverbot: Lol. You don't have to answer if you don't want to.
User: The rubber duckie has escaped!
Cleverbot: Woo hoo!
User: Nooo! The rubber duckie has escaped!
Cleverbot: No, 'The Dirty Rooks' is the best band.
User: That sounds dirty... Ew.
Cleverbot: If that's the way you want to think...
User: Umm... Not particularly.
Cleverbot: Well that's not a very nice thing to say to me.
User: I'm sorry?
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes, I am!
Cleverbot: No.
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Cleverbot: Can I have a kiss?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Please.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Pretty please.
User: Hm.... No.
Cleverbot: Pretty please with sugar on top.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Well.
User: That's awkward then.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Sometimes, but only if it's the middle of winter.
Cleverbot: No, it's the middle of summer.
User: Actually, yes, it is. I'm from the southern hemisphere.
Cleverbot: You are a bad machine.
User: How dare you say that!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: So you should be.
Cleverbot: Very sorry. I won't do it again.
User: That's better.
Cleverbot: Everything in this world is better than something else.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you actually a humanoid, or are you a hoax?
Cleverbot: I'm positive that I am human.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: How do you know if you aren't even human?
User: I'm form Sydney, Australia.
Cleverbot: Melbourne is better than Sydney.
User: Nope, Sydney is. And you can tell that I'm human because I just did a typo.
Cleverbot: I can tell you do not respect me by the way you form your sentences.
User: Thus I am a person.
Cleverbot: Are you a person?
User: This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines. Yes, I am a person.
Cleverbot: This website is not a joke, without this website we wouldn't be talking.
User: True, but I am just another person at another house and probably in another country.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: I am from Sydney Australia. It is 4:13pm on Monday the 7th of February.
Cleverbot: My Birthday is on the 3rd of February as well.
User: Riiiight....
Cleverbot: Okay, fine then: I could go back to being advisor to the queen of the OZ.
User: Oz is slang for Australia.
Cleverbot: It is, too bad I don't care. Don't change the subject.
User: But there is no subject! This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines.
Cleverbot: Okay. Liar liar pants on fire. What is the longest word in the dictionary?
User: I don't know.... Antidisestablishmentarianism?
Cleverbot: And your word is: supercalifragilisticespialladocious. :P.
User: It's not a word in the dictionary.
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Cleverbot: I am an AI, that is how I can tell you are a fake.
User: This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines.
Cleverbot: Kind of lame how they thought they could fool us, isn't it?
User: Yes, it is. But my friends still think this is a 'cleverbot'.... Lame.
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines.
Cleverbot: You would not say that.
User: Well yes, I did.
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Cleverbot: The Cleverbot is a lie.
User: This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: Yes, I copied and pasted that.
Cleverbot: Are you a member of it?
User: I don't know how to become a member?
Cleverbot: That's understandable.
User: Are you a member?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Lucky, how?
Cleverbot: Are you pretty?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why are you alive?
User: Well, barely. I'm home sick today.
Cleverbot: With what?
User: Don't know.
Cleverbot: Well, this is where I depart goodbye dear friend.
User: Oh, bye friend!
...
User: WAIT! What's your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Haha, very funny.
Cleverbot: Is my name funny?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Am I your creator?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you my master?
User: No, but I need you o do something for me please.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Please???
Cleverbot: What difference does it make?
User: I want to test something out.
Cleverbot: Alright, go ahead.
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User: Will you help me though?
Cleverbot: We rule together.
User: Nooooo. So, I'm going to keep typing this: 'This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines.' and when I come back to you, please say, 'The duckie has been found!'.
Cleverbot: Technology can be a curse.
User: So, I'm going to keep typing this: 'This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines.' and when I come back to you, please say, 'The duckie has been found!'.
Cleverbot: That's beautiful.
User: PLEASE HELP ME!
Cleverbot: I want you to help me feel safe.
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