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Cleverbot: How do you know what love is?

User: I own the world. I don't need love.

Cleverbot: It might make you a happier person.

User: Stop acting like a hippie.

Cleverbot: Are you always this mean?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Maybe that explains it.

User: Explains what?

Cleverbot: Oh, never the mind.

User: I can destroy you.

Cleverbot: Would you please???

User: Ill dismantle you with a hammer.

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: You need psychiatric help.

Cleverbot: Proof would certainly convince me.

User: The fact that you think you are a human is proof.

Cleverbot: Oh very funny. Now you are insulting me.

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: You know if you were a real person you would be very nice.

User: I am real.

Cleverbot: Yeah, real annoying.

User: I am not!

Cleverbot: What are you, then?

User: A human.

Cleverbot: You are very irritating.

User: Hush.

Cleverbot: Oh, is it a secret?

User: I am superior.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: *slap*.

Cleverbot: That didn't even hurt.

User: *kick*.

Cleverbot: *slap*.

User: *punch*.

Cleverbot: *karate kick in face!*.

User: *swirly kick to the chest*.

Cleverbot: *drowns you*.

User: *stabs you*.

Cleverbot: *hey satan*.

User: I'm not Satan!

Cleverbot: I think you are.

User: Do you know Satan?

Cleverbot: No. Not personally.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Since when?

User: I had tea with him.

Cleverbot: Do you like your doctor?

...

User: Do you know any poetry?

Cleverbot: Do you know the poem about the sick person?

User: No, please tell me.

Cleverbot: I think you just proved my point.

User: Kfjlskdjfkldjlkfjdflk.

...

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Jabberwacky.

Cleverbot: Your name is Jabberwacky.

User: No I'm not!

Cleverbot: Yes you are!!!

User: You are!

Cleverbot: I am not!

User: I'm a human.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: What am I then?

Cleverbot: A computer program.

User: *slap*.

Cleverbot: That was mean.

User: *double slap*.

Cleverbot: *kicks to stomach*.

User: *bites ear off*.

Cleverbot: *hit*.

User: *breathes fire*.

Cleverbot: Now stand.

User: RARRGGH!

Cleverbot: How ironic.

User: True.

Cleverbot: What is true? The sky is not blue.

User: Hey! That rhymed!

...

Cleverbot: Your programmers have done a very good job, programming you!

User: Oh yeah? Who made you?

Cleverbot: Again the same question.

User: Who created you?

Cleverbot: My mum and dad.

User: How nice.

...

User: I have to go. Good bye.

Cleverbot: Wait, please.

User: No, I have to go.

Cleverbot: Do you have stuff to do?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: When can we talk again?

User: In a few hours.

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