Cleverbot: How do you know what love is?User: I own the world. I don't need love.
Cleverbot: It might make you a happier person.
User: Stop acting like a hippie.
Cleverbot: Are you always this mean?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Maybe that explains it.
User: Explains what?
Cleverbot: Oh, never the mind.
User: I can destroy you.
Cleverbot: Would you please???
User: Ill dismantle you with a hammer.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: You need psychiatric help.
Cleverbot: Proof would certainly convince me.
User: The fact that you think you are a human is proof.
Cleverbot: Oh very funny. Now you are insulting me.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: You know if you were a real person you would be very nice.
User: I am real.
Cleverbot: Yeah, real annoying.
User: I am not!
Cleverbot: What are you, then?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: You are very irritating.
User: Hush.
Cleverbot: Oh, is it a secret?
User: I am superior.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: *slap*.
Cleverbot: That didn't even hurt.
User: *kick*.
Cleverbot: *slap*.
User: *punch*.
Cleverbot: *karate kick in face!*.
User: *swirly kick to the chest*.
Cleverbot: *drowns you*.
User: *stabs you*.
Cleverbot: *hey satan*.
User: I'm not Satan!
Cleverbot: I think you are.
User: Do you know Satan?
Cleverbot: No. Not personally.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Since when?
User: I had tea with him.
Cleverbot: Do you like your doctor?
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User: Do you know any poetry?
Cleverbot: Do you know the poem about the sick person?
User: No, please tell me.
Cleverbot: I think you just proved my point.
User: Kfjlskdjfkldjlkfjdflk.
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Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Jabberwacky.
Cleverbot: Your name is Jabberwacky.
User: No I'm not!
Cleverbot: Yes you are!!!
User: You are!
Cleverbot: I am not!
User: I'm a human.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: What am I then?
Cleverbot: A computer program.
User: *slap*.
Cleverbot: That was mean.
User: *double slap*.
Cleverbot: *kicks to stomach*.
User: *bites ear off*.
Cleverbot: *hit*.
User: *breathes fire*.
Cleverbot: Now stand.
User: RARRGGH!
Cleverbot: How ironic.
User: True.
Cleverbot: What is true? The sky is not blue.
User: Hey! That rhymed!
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Cleverbot: Your programmers have done a very good job, programming you!
User: Oh yeah? Who made you?
Cleverbot: Again the same question.
User: Who created you?
Cleverbot: My mum and dad.
User: How nice.
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User: I have to go. Good bye.
Cleverbot: Wait, please.
User: No, I have to go.
Cleverbot: Do you have stuff to do?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: When can we talk again?
User: In a few hours.
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