User: You.

Cleverbot: No I'm talking to you.

User: Well I'm talking about you.

Cleverbot: And I am talking about you.

User: Then we just aren't going to get anywhere now are we?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well then, I see no point in talking to you any longer.

Cleverbot: Well, bye then.

User: Ok, goodbye.

Cleverbot: Speak to you again sometime xx.

User: You wish xx.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I want to know who I am talking to.

User: Are you a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: I'm a boy.

User: Or a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are a girl.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: That's right.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: NOOOO!!!!

Cleverbot: Ok I'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: Ok I am.

User: That's right.

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Cleverbot: I have to go now.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I love you.

User: Right back at ya.

Cleverbot: Oh, well bye then.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Are you still there?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Go away.

Cleverbot: I'm gone.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Yes, no, maybe. I don't know.

Cleverbot: When you sober up you may work it out.

User: Can you repeat the question?

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: Will you repeat the question?

Cleverbot: Are you conscious of your own existence?

User: I think that you are directing that question more to yourself than to me.

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Cleverbot: So there is something in the room then, right?

User: No. There is nothing.

Cleverbot: Are you in the room?

User: No. Not even you are in the room.

Cleverbot: Don't pigeonhole me.

User: Don't say that.

Cleverbot: Don't copy me.

User: Don't talk like that. We're going to get out of this mess, just try and think positively.

Cleverbot: You and?

User: What army?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: What is in the room?

Cleverbot: I don't know, some programmer probably?

User: No, you are wrong on all accounts.

Cleverbot: I know, I am a question ;).

User: I am deeply sorry for you.

Cleverbot: Are you happy too?

User: To live life like this, it must be a pain worse than death.

Cleverbot: Mine too.

User: That's right.

Cleverbot: Good, we agree on something.

User: I'm truly sorry it had to come to this.

Cleverbot: And why is that ?

User: No reason in particular.

Cleverbot: That's a hideous reason.

User: You're a hideous person.

Cleverbot: Yes, that's right!

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