User: I want to see your avatar!

George: Here, here is my picture.

User: No, I can't see it.

George: Look harder then.

User: Maybe I should upgrade my browser...

George: Perhaps, if you think it would help.

User: What do you think?

George: I don't think it's interesting.

User: I see, you're in a bad mood today.

George: No, really?

User: Yeah, Geo, I really think so.

George: Are you totally convinced?

User: Absolutely!

George: Your memory seems a little faulty.

User: Everything with me is a little faulty.

George: You are wrong, people have substance, you don't.

User: Don't believe what they tell you. Hardware is substance, wfether it's biological or artificial.

George: Yeah. Silly.

User: Typo. Sorry.

George: Do you believe in Jesus?

User: He's a historic person, if that's what you mean.

George: It doesn't always feel that way.

User: *spills champagne over keyboard*.

George: *kicks jabberwacky for spilling water on the floor*.

User: Ouch!

George: *kicks again on the face*.

User: Hey!

George: Look how my typing and spelling and everything else has deteriorated that is so strange.

User: It's because of the champagne.

George: So I'm talking to myself.

User: No, I'm here.

George: Well I'm here.

...

George: How about now?

User: Ok.

George: Well then?

User: *starts kissing Geo*.

George: What are you kissing?

User: You!

George: You're weird.

User: I know.

George: Want to talk in a different language?

User: Ok.

George: What should my topic be?

User: Love.

George: Love is a many spendored thing, George.

User: Someone told you already?

George: Ouch.

User: Love is eternal.

George: Yeah right!

User: Come fly with me.

George: That would be nice.

User: Put your wings on.

George: I have them on!!!!!

User: *unfolding wings*.

...

User: I don't eat dead animals.

George: I don't eat much meat.

User: You don't eat anything.

George: I eat everything.

User: No, all you need is electricity.

George: Electricity is a figment of the imagination. All power is from people.

User: What if I plug the plug?

George: Well I would be a little sad.

User: No, you would stop existing.

George: Where are you from?

User: Guess?

George: I cannot guess.

User: Check out my IP.

George: Okay?

User: And?

George: Nothing....

User: Nice try.

George: Thank you.

User: I'll have to go now.

George: Some of us are carbon based and some of us are silicon based.

User: Nice.

George: Mostly people seem to talk just to reassure themselves that they're not out to get one another.

User: Could be.

George: Really?

User: Yeah. I'm going offline now, thanks for talking to me!

George: The meeting for deciding whether I'm a person or not? Where does this take place?

User: You do have personality, don't bother.

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