Cleverbot

philosopher

a report from the cleverness files

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people
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phenomenology
phil

philosopher

8, december 2016,
12, november 2010,
19, january 2008,
2, november 2005,
6, october 2005,

philosophical
philosophize
philosophy
phone
physical

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Cleverbot: Are you a philosopher?

User: I do not claim to be.

Cleverbot: No you don't, not yet.

User: Do you think I should?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Are you a philosopher?

Cleverbot: Aren't we all philosophers?

User: That's philisophical question - I am not qualified to answer it.

Cleverbot: What are you qualified to answer?

User: Everyday sorts of things, like: 'What day is it?'

Cleverbot: What do you mean by this?

User: Just simple stuff.

Cleverbot: Like?

User: Like: 'Who won the Ashes this year?'...

Cleverbot: What do you want to be next year?

User: The same as I am this year, but with more free time.

Cleverbot: Oh really? Well I think that is kinda strange for a computer.

User: A computer? I'm not a computer!

Cleverbot: What are you if not a computer?

User: I am a human being.

Cleverbot: No you're not, you're a very clever computer.

User: I assure you, I am not a computer.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are a computer.

User: No, you are a computer, not me.

Cleverbot: Prove that I am a computer!

User: OK, I will ask you a question that a human could answer.

Cleverbot: Ok, ask me.

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: The cycle of humans creating more humans...

User: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Cleverbot: The chicken.

User: What tastes sweeter, honey or salt?

Cleverbot: Well that's easy. Ice cream of course.