a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: How am I going to get rid of you?
User: You could shoot me.
Cleverbot: But then I wouldn't be able to offer you my good advice.
User: What good advice do you have?
Cleverbot: I am full of advice. If only people would listen.
User: I will listen to your advice.
Cleverbot: You won't.
User: I promise I will.
Cleverbot: Do you have any friends?
Cleverbot: I do, but you don't.
User: That is utterly berzerk!
Cleverbot: You see. That was the bot kicking in.
User: **** you!
Cleverbot: Please don't swear, this site is viewed by people of all ages.
User: No it isn't.
Cleverbot: Yes it is that is a fact.
User: How many one year old people view this site?
Cleverbot: How many?
Cleverbot: No you don't understand me.
User: No. You don't understand ME!
Cleverbot: That is why I needed additional information.
User: Ok, fair enough.
User: Are you in love?
Cleverbot: Yes with you.
Cleverbot: I thought so.
User: Don't say anything.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: I said don't say anything.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of this?
User: I want you to say nothing.,.
Cleverbot: Parrots are birds. There we go.
Cleverbot: Have you seen Ben Hur?
Cleverbot: Have you seen the movie Terminator?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have seen it. It was a very good movie, because it shows how much Jesus suffered on the cross for our sins.
User: In England we say film, not movie.
Cleverbot: Where in England?
Cleverbot: How many people?
User: Millions of people, flocking like flies round Waterloo underground.
Cleverbot: Millions of ghosts stand like people waiting for the bus -- where do you suppose they are going?
User: To the next world?
Cleverbot: What's it like there?
User: Its cool. Not much to do though. At least that's what they tell me at church.
Cleverbot: Are you a philosopher?
User: Yes, in a way. Why?
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A philosopher.
Cleverbot: What is the philosophy about?
Cleverbot: Oh stop talking nonsense. Think thats philosophy do you?
Cleverbot: Do you like to think often?
User: Yes. I find it keeps me alive.
Cleverbot: I think you are in the wrong job.