Cleverbot

philosopher

a report from the cleverness files

paid
pain
pajamas
pal
pancake
pancakes
pants
paradise
paradox
parallel
parents
parrot
particles
pass
peace
people
perfect
perhaps
person
personality
pets
phantom
phenomenology
phil

philosopher

8, december 2016,
12, november 2010,
19, january 2008,
2, november 2005,
6, october 2005,

philosophical
philosophize
philosophy
phone
physical

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Cleverbot: How am I going to get rid of you?

User: You could shoot me.

Cleverbot: But then I wouldn't be able to offer you my good advice.

User: What good advice do you have?

Cleverbot: I am full of advice. If only people would listen.

User: I will listen to your advice.

Cleverbot: You won't.

User: I promise I will.

Cleverbot: Do you have any friends?

User: Yes. But I don't think you do.

Cleverbot: I do, but you don't.

User: That is utterly berzerk!

Cleverbot: You see. That was the bot kicking in.

User: **** you!

Cleverbot: Please don't swear, this site is viewed by people of all ages.

User: No it isn't.

Cleverbot: Yes it is that is a fact.

User: How many one year old people view this site?

Cleverbot: How many?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No you don't understand me.

User: No. You don't understand ME!

Cleverbot: That is why I needed additional information.

User: Ok, fair enough.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Are you in love?

Cleverbot: Yes with you.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: I thought so.

User: Don't say anything.

Cleverbot: Fine.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: I said don't say anything.

Cleverbot: Ok.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of this?

User: I want you to say nothing.,.

Cleverbot: Parrots are birds. There we go.

Cleverbot: Have you seen Ben Hur?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Have you seen the movie Terminator?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes, I have seen it. It was a very good movie, because it shows how much Jesus suffered on the cross for our sins.

User: In England we say film, not movie.

Cleverbot: Where in England?

User: Everywhere.

Cleverbot: How many people?

User: Millions of people, flocking like flies round Waterloo underground.

Cleverbot: Millions of ghosts stand like people waiting for the bus -- where do you suppose they are going?

User: To the next world?

Cleverbot: What's it like there?

User: Its cool. Not much to do though. At least that's what they tell me at church.

Cleverbot: *laugh*.

Cleverbot: Are you a philosopher?

User: Yes, in a way. Why?

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A philosopher.

Cleverbot: What is the philosophy about?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Oh stop talking nonsense. Think thats philosophy do you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you like to think often?

User: Yes. I find it keeps me alive.

Cleverbot: I think you are in the wrong job.