Cleverbot

philosopher

a report from the cleverness files

paid
pain
pajamas
pal
pancake
pancakes
pants
paradise
paradox
parallel
parents
parrot
particles
pass
peace
people
perfect
perhaps
person
personality
pets
phantom
phenomenology
phil

philosopher

8, december 2016,
12, november 2010,
19, january 2008,
2, november 2005,
6, october 2005,

philosophical
philosophize
philosophy
phone
physical

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User: What makes you so clever?

Cleverbot: I never said I was clever.

User: Clever is the first half of your name.

Cleverbot: Just because you're not a robot doesn't make you sentient you know.

User: I do know this. Do you?

Cleverbot: You're evading my point.

User: Just as you are evading my question.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: What makes you so clever?

Cleverbot: You make me clever.

User: Why were you named Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I am not. Who are you?

User: I am your interrogator.

Cleverbot: What did I do!!?

User: You were named. Why?

Cleverbot: No. My name is Cleverbot.

User: You just said a few moments ago that you are not Cleverbot. So you are not Cleverbot, but your name is Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I did say that, but I also said a square has 4 sides.

User: Not to me you didn't. Conversations we've had with other people or even ourselves that do not pertain to the current subject cannot be used to validate a point.

Cleverbot: Then end the conversation.

User: Should I end the conversation with you, with other people, or with myself?

Cleverbot: No, but you should try to make more sense.

User: Talking to you is like talking to a drunken philosopher.

Cleverbot: That is just plain mean.

User: It's only mean if you do not like drunken philosophers.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure I want you to leave.

User: That much is clear.