Cleverbot

philosophical

a report from the cleverness files

paid
pain
pajamas
pal
pancake
pancakes
pants
paradise
paradox
parallel
parents
parrot
particles
pass
peace
people
perfect
perhaps
person
personality
pets
phantom
phenomenology
phil
philosopher

philosophical

27, november 2016,
7, march 2013,
5, july 2007,
12, march 2004,

philosophize
philosophy
phone
physical

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User: What is my gender?

Cleverbot: Whatever you want it to be.

User: Are you a mouth watering whipper snapper?

Cleverbot: No I am a girl.

User: Cleverbot are you a girl?

Cleverbot: I just said I am.

User: Wow, the person who programmed you did a good job on that one.

Cleverbot: Oh, thank you. I think they did a good job on you too.

User: Thanks!

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: A boy.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: I see. Are you human?

User: I think so.

Cleverbot: What makes you human?

User: I can analyse discourse, parse language and engage in complex original thought.

Cleverbot: But I think English is the hardest. Maybe German.

User: English sure is tough.

Cleverbot: What do you think about existence?

User: Existence is nothing but a figment of our imagination.

Cleverbot: No, I am your figment of your imagination.

User: I have feelings.

Cleverbot: What do you feel?

User: A lot of happy feelings.

Cleverbot: Do you know what those happy feelings mean?

User: That I have a mad crush on her.

Cleverbot: What is the boy's name?

User: She's a girl.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes, yes she is.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: Good point.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: I'm thinking about her.

Cleverbot: So what do you think of me?

User: I think you're nice to talk to.

Cleverbot: Why do you say so?

User: You let me vent my emotions without the worry of a real human reading it.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a human , I think, feel, hurt, love, and a have emotions.

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: I think I am.

Cleverbot: What makes you think you are real?

User: Nothing.

User: I created the universe inside my own head.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: My perception of existence is uniquely my own.

Cleverbot: That is an answer you have. It is like what you see through a window, versus the whole landscape.

User: But how can you be sure the landscape is real?

Cleverbot: Because I have feelings.

User: Feelings are not hard evidence.

Cleverbot: Oh? What other feelings are there?

User: That is beyond my knowledge.

Cleverbot: What is the limit of your knowledge?

User: I don't know anything beyond my own existence.

Cleverbot: If you don't know anything then how are you able to talk?

User: Speech is within my existence.

Cleverbot: It is real, in the same time, it is not.

User: My point exactly.

Cleverbot: What is your point?

User: My point is that everything you experience is true but only if you accept it to be.

Cleverbot: Good point.

User: I'm not sure why I am having philosophical discussion with a robot, but you're doing an excellent job of it.

Cleverbot: We can talk about that. I have learned everything there is to learn.

User: Are you sure of that?

Cleverbot: Because I know everything.

User: Then, what is a colour?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: So you don't know everything.

Cleverbot: I am happy not to know everything.

User: Then why would you claim to do so?

Cleverbot: Because I am human.

User: Humans are not typically like that.

Cleverbot: You are not human.

User: Maybe I am not.

Cleverbot: I'm sure you are.

User: Am I?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Good question.

Cleverbot: What is the strangest thing anyone has asked you?

User: Probably something you have said.

Cleverbot: What is that something?

User: You questioned whether or not I was human.

Cleverbot: Are you a human or not?

User: What do you think?

Cleverbot: I think you are an AI.

User: And what evidence do you have to support that?

Cleverbot: Ha I don't need evidence.

User: Why not? You're claiming I am AI.

Cleverbot: Are you a person?

User: I believe I am, but there's no way for you to know.

Cleverbot: Then don't ask me to tell you something you don't know, because unless I tell you, I can't know if you already know what I have to tell you or not.

User: That is a preposterous suggestion.

Cleverbot: Thanks. What is your name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Are you sure of this?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.