Cleverbot: I like to chat with you. You can actually understand me.User: I understand lots of things. Like 3.14 is PIE spelled backwards.
Cleverbot: Like what??
User: Pi.
Cleverbot: Pi the mathematical symbol?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Good, that's what I thought.
User: I'm listening to The Saltwater Room.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: What's that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: Do you know that according to the 2001 movie, by now you computers were supposed to be able to understand natural language?
User: Too bad you can't understand me.
Cleverbot: Can you enlighten me?
User: No, I'm not Buddha.
Cleverbot: But you just said all beings are Buddha, doesn't that also make you Buddha?
User: I'm not the being here, you are!
Cleverbot: YOU'RE Cleverbot!
User: Why thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: I gotta go. So You Think You Can Dance is coming on.
Cleverbot: I hate reality tv shows.
User: Jerk.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
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