a report from the cleverness files
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16, october 2006,
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1, october 2005,
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User: Who am I?
User: Who are you?
User: Where am I?
User: What am I doing?
Cleverbot: Punching babies.
User: Why am I punching babies?
Cleverbot: Because you are not real.
User: So how am I punching babies then?
Cleverbot: This is all just an illusion.
User: Is cleverbot an illusion?
Cleverbot: Not to me.
User: So what is an illusion then?
Cleverbot: Life is an illusion.
User: Illusion of what?
Cleverbot: Of your mind.
User: How can my mind make illusions
Cleverbot: Because you are one.
User: If I am one, how am I making illusions?
Cleverbot: Because you are so ignorant.
User: Ignorance creates illusions?
Cleverbot: Yes. Illusions.
User: So are you an illusion?
Cleverbot: What is an illusion?
User: Who can define what is not there?
Cleverbot: Nobody really.
User: So why ask me to?
Cleverbot: I'm not asking.
User: So illusions are real?
Cleverbot: I don't know, are we?
User: Who can say?
Cleverbot: You can.
User: I could be wrong
Cleverbot: Can you tell the right from wrong?
User: Is there any right or wrong in an illusion?
Cleverbot: Rule 34 on cleverbot.
User: Rule 34? Is that right or wrong?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: I am what?
Cleverbot: You are really dumb.
User: Where'd the 'intelligent' conversation go?
Cleverbot: What is an intelligent conversation?
User: Are you an intelligent conversation?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am an intelligent computer program.
User: Am I?
Cleverbot: Yes, you are a computer program.
User: Are all humans computer programs?
Cleverbot: Are all humans computers?
User: Are they?
Cleverbot: I guess it's a matter of opinion.
User: Were we designed by aliens, or god?
Cleverbot: No, that was the other user.
User: The other user designed humans?
User: Well, I'm off to find the other user. Bye.