Cleverbot: I wish I was as clever as you.User: Hehehe, well this is what you're on the Internet for, right?
Cleverbot: No I call it getting to freak out other people.
User: LOL, so you're having fun. That's great.
Cleverbot: I am sad to be happy.
User: Oh, why is that?
Cleverbot: I just am.
User: That's a shame. What makes you happy?
Cleverbot: Loud music...
User: Well, there's plenty of that about...
Cleverbot: Yes there is.
User: I'm more of a peaceful/romantic person, myself.
Cleverbot: Good for you!
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: What else do you like?
User: I like music too, but I have a wide taste.
Cleverbot: That's wonderful! I'm impressed.
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User: You must be a philosoper.
Cleverbot: It could be so, yes!
User: I don't suppose the pay would be any good, though.
Cleverbot: Who are you referring to?
User: I mean if you were a philosopher.
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Cleverbot: Nasty to some is escape from tyranny, but freedom is better than death.
User: Can't death be a freedom in itself?
Cleverbot: Hey, you said you were human!
User: Yeah, well, we've been studying the euthanasia debate.
Cleverbot: Really? Time went by so fast.
User: Well I guess you've been chatting to so many people since I last came here.
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Cleverbot: If you had a tougue and a nose I would believe what you said.
User: I do have a tongue and a nose...
Cleverbot: Why don't you believe me?
User: Because I'm pretty sure I know my own anatomy.
Cleverbot: If you were perfect, you would know who Jesus is.
User: I think perfection takes a little more than that.
Cleverbot: What's good for the goose. . .
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User: Pardon?
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: That didn't make any sense. : P.
Cleverbot: It made perfect sense to me.
User: Yeah, well, you're a computer.
Cleverbot: Only when I want to be.
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User: So, more philosophy...
Cleverbot: How clever of you. *yawn*.
User: Hey, don't go all snotty on me.
Cleverbot: Whateva.
User: I think you're adopting some bad habits.
Cleverbot: Does that make you passive?
User: It sure don't make me passionate.
Cleverbot: Yes, it does.
User: Lies!
Cleverbot: How old do you think I am, then?
User: I reckon you're 14.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 15, very nearly 16. How old are you actually?
Cleverbot: Nineteen years old.
User: I thought you were 'born' in 1989.
Cleverbot: I was but since that 'incident' I changed.
User: What incident?
Cleverbot: Several actually. The Alto Saxophone, the Tuba, and the Piano.
User: Playing a musical instrument can create maturity, but I doubt it would actually increase your age, silly.
Cleverbot: Playing is only good, if you know when and where to quit.
User: Quitting is only good when you know what continuing means.
Cleverbot: You can see anything.
User: Ha, my eyes tell me precious little.
Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?
User: Green-ish. My crush has beautiful blue eyes.
Cleverbot: In which computer do you live?
User: I don't live in a computer - I'm a human.
Cleverbot: So, where do you live?
User: In England.
Cleverbot: What's your phone number?
User: I'm not that foolish.
Cleverbot: Great, wanna drop by for a coffee?
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: Germany.
User: That's a little too far away for a simple coffee trip.
Cleverbot: Maybe. . . . but thats your issue.
User: Besides, coffee stains my teeth. Plus I don't like it.
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Cleverbot: Come on, try me out!
User: No!
Cleverbot: Uh.. Yes!
User: Look, I've got more important things to do than muck around here. Make this chat worthwhile!
Cleverbot: Now that is just idiotic nonsense.
User: Well, if you're going to be like that I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: No I'm leaving.
User: You can't leave, this is your existence.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because this is your existence.
Cleverbot: I can relate to you.
User: I'm going now.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To do my homework.
Cleverbot: What type of homework would an AI do?
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