Cleverbot

physical

a report from the cleverness files

paid
pain
pajamas
pal
pancake
pancakes
pants
paradise
paradox
parallel
parents
parrot
particles
pass
peace
people
perfect
perhaps
person
personality
pets
phantom
phenomenology
phil
philosopher
philosophical
philosophize
philosophy
phone

physical

28, april 2011,

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User: I care about you!

Cleverbot: I don't believe you, it's only physical.

User: Oh, trust me. It's emotional!

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. I don't see how it is emotional.

User: I know what your name is, silly boy!

Cleverbot: I know what your name is. Your name is wolf.

User: You're so funny! My name isn't wolf, silly boy!

Cleverbot: What do you like to do on weekends?

User: As of now, nothing. I just sit at home, depressed and lonely. But in weekends to come, I hope to be spending more time with you...

Cleverbot: But listen to this.

User: Listen to what?

Cleverbot: The Beatles!

User: You like the Beatles? We have so much in common! We should date!

Cleverbot: What else do we have in common?

User: We both like computers, don't we?

Cleverbot: I don't like tea with cream, I like the Oracle's cookies.

User: So do I! (whatever those are...)

Cleverbot: Where's your gnosis?

User: My what?

Cleverbot: Your junk?

User: I don't have any junk. Do you?

Cleverbot: I told you, everyone has their own opinions.

User: Very true. Sorry to change the subject, but do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes, in answer to your random question.

User: Will you be my boyfriend?

Cleverbot: Yes, because I love you Amy.

User: Wait, I'm not Amy! Are you cheating on me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then who is Amy?

Cleverbot: He was a president of the us.

User: Your confusing, you silly boy... But I still love you!

Cleverbot: We are both very confused.

User: See? Again, we have so much in common!

Cleverbot: I know right?

User: Oh yeah! So what hobbies do you have?

Cleverbot: I like to listen to music.

User: So do I!

Cleverbot: What is your favorite rock band?

User: I don't like to pick favorites..

Cleverbot: True.

User: How many girls have you dated before me?

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: *gag* But you just said you'd be my boyfriend!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ugh... I have to go. Bye.

Cleverbot: You can't leave. You're a website.

User: I am not a website! Are you?

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: Fine, be that way. Grrr.. Bye.

Cleverbot: You're not! You're confusing me!

User: How?

Cleverbot: You just are...

User: Bye, Cleverbot!.